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      05-26-2016, 02:03 PM   #29459
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There's something about her that isn't quite right.

I can't put my finger on it.
This. I'm a bigger fan of the Jenners than the Kardashians.

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      05-26-2016, 02:03 PM   #29460
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There's something about her that isn't quite right.

I can't put my finger IN it.
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I think she's the prettiest kardashian.
I always thought so, too. She is petite with a nice distribution, and possesses a good amount of natural beauty.
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      05-26-2016, 02:04 PM   #29462
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Oh she's a Kardashian. That explains it.
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This. I'm a bigger fan of the Jenners than the Kardashians.
Disowned.

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      05-26-2016, 02:04 PM   #29464
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Armenian?

She and Kim are a helluvalot hotter than this one:
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That one looks like a fat Bruce Jenner.
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She and Kim are a helluvalot hotter than this one:
Dude have you seen her recently? Lol. She looks nothing like that.

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Dude have you seen her recently? Lol. She looks nothing like that.

The miracles of modern medicine.

But just don't have kids with her. Or you're making lil Frankenberrys.
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Dude have you seen her recently? Lol. She looks nothing like that.

There's no way that's the same person without the help of in real life Photoshop.
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The miracles of modern medicine.

But just don't have kids with her. Or you're making lil Frankenberrys.
Modern medicine like keto.

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There's no way that's the same person without the help of in real life Photoshop.
She went through a pretty serious workout regiment. Lost all the weight. Hell, I went through the same shit. I just don't have millions of dollars or a pussy. Shit is far from impossible.
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      05-26-2016, 02:09 PM   #29471
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jtodd_fl You don't have any children attending South Ft. Myers High do you???
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      05-26-2016, 02:10 PM   #29472
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I think she's the prettiest kardashian.
I always thought so, too. She is petite with a nice distribution, and possesses a good amount of natural beauty.
Well her boobs aren't real and she admits it but at least they are realistic looking.
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Modern medicine lie keto.



She went through a pretty serious workout regiment. Lost all the weight. Hell, I went through the same shit. I just don't have millions of dollars or a pussy. Shit is far from impossible.
How'd she shave all that ugliness out of the face though? The forehead....

I'd say she hit up some surgeons like her step dad/mom/thing
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How'd she shave all that ugliness out of the face though? The fivehead....

I'd say she hit up some surgeons like her step dad/mom/thing
Fix that for ya.
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Well her boobs aren't real and she admits it but at least they are realistic looking.
Yeah. It's crazy how easily something like that can be blown out of proportion.


Heh.
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Yeah. It's crazy how easily something like can be blown out of proportion.


Heh.
Heh.

What you did there, I see it.
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      05-26-2016, 02:15 PM   #29477
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How'd she shave all that ugliness out of the face though? The forehead....

I'd say she hit up some surgeons like her step dad/mom/thing
You'd be surprised what weight loss can do to someones facial composition.
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jtodd_fl You don't have any children attending South Ft. Myers High do you???
No, assuming shit went down??? Checking the news.
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Uhhh.... yeah. I am sure this won't help. Hell, I get random sausage attacks when I go anywhere. She has told me several stories about guys that wanted to talk about the car. I should make her drive the F87. The guys who drool over that would most likely be gay... wait wut?
I may have to put this in a quote.
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