USD$100,000

C5driver · 02-25-2016, 02:26 AM

Been seeing this pop up more frequently, so what would you do?

For me, I'd smash the fucking phone with a rock for good measure. Free food, running water, and cut wood? Holy shit...I'd do it for free and consider it an all expense paid vacation. Throw in my favorite Mk. 18, mags, maint kit, and ammo and I'll call it my happy place.

Kong Sheng Han · 02-25-2016, 02:30 AM

I'd rather not potentially get murdered by a crazy psycho that lives in the woods.

335e92 · 02-25-2016, 02:31 AM

Yes!!!

C5driver · 02-25-2016, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

I'd rather not potentially get murdered by a crazy psycho that lives in the woods.

Its unbelievably dark at night and the only ambient light is from the stars and moon. If it's overcast, you're screwed.

Adamrt · 02-25-2016, 03:08 AM

What would you masturbate too?

335e92 · 02-25-2016, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Adamrt

What would you masturbate too?

100K

RickFLM4 · 02-25-2016, 05:03 AM

$100K minus income lost for that month minus taxes on whatever is left... No thank you.

F30lolz · 02-25-2016, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Adamrt

What would you masturbate too?

You would still be able to listen to the radio.

Adamrt · 02-25-2016, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

You would still be able to listen to the radio.

You jerk off to the radio

Delta0311 · 02-25-2016, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RickFLM4

$100K minus income lost for that month minus taxes on whatever is left... No thank you.

I can take a month vacation from work as long as I put in for it 1 month prier. Living in the cabin would pretty much be a vacation. Then I'll take the $100k and pay the 20-25% tax. Let's see work would be paying my vacation days while I hang out in a cabin and collect $100k. It's a win win.

lens · 02-25-2016, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

I'd rather not potentially get murdered by a crazy psycho that lives in the woods.

Pee on him to show dominance.

Mr Tonka · 02-25-2016, 06:58 AM

In a heart beat.

MightyMouseTech · 02-25-2016, 06:59 AM

A one month vacation from the world, AND get $100k? Damn right I would.

F30lolz · 02-25-2016, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Adamrt

You jerk off to the radio

You don't

MKSixer · 02-25-2016, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Been seeing this pop up more frequently, so what would you do?

For me, I'd smash the fucking phone with a rock for good measure. Free food, running water, and cut wood? Holy shit...I'd do it for free and consider it an all expense paid vacation. Throw in my favorite Mk. 18, mags, maint kit, and ammo and I'll call it my happy place.

I'd do it in a second. Fires and torches to take care of the darkness. Not concerned about the psycho in the woods...plenty of guns, knives, mags, ammo, maintenance kits, axe, shovel, and a hoe. (The garden tool, not that kind...I know this is OT

). Create a 50 yard range for shooting. Carve wood and make stuff.

As far as taxes go I'd negotiate a gross-up from the sponsors. Negotiate...it's what I do.

Now I'm stoked. I really want to do it.

Sara · 02-25-2016, 07:09 AM

I would do it. As long as there was a claus of in case of emergency.. yada yada yada.

MightyMouseTech · 02-25-2016, 07:16 AM

Loved going to my late wife's family cottage. Very small private island. No electricity, no phone service. Was heaven. This would be about the same.

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I would do it. As long as there was a claus of in case of emergency.. yada yada yada.

Found the lawyer.

jtodd_fl · 02-25-2016, 07:22 AM

In case of emergency, break glass.

fravel · 02-25-2016, 07:30 AM

Where do I sign up?

EALm4 · 02-25-2016, 07:34 AM

Easily. Even if food wasnt included I'm very capable of hunting, trapping, and fishing.

Sara · 02-25-2016, 07:53 AM

Is there running water and electricity ?

F30lolz · 02-25-2016, 07:58 AM

"You have to stay in this cabin for one month" needs more clarification. Are you not allowed to step foot outside the cabin? If allowed, how much radius can you venture off and for how long?

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