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      07-25-2016, 11:20 PM   #7217
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      07-25-2016, 11:21 PM   #7218
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I'll drop some Rishi Kumar verses, those always work in the movies!

"Main shayar, to nahin"
Just make sure you add a dance sequence...
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      07-25-2016, 11:22 PM   #7219
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SHIT! I knew that looked familiar.
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      07-25-2016, 11:26 PM   #7220
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      07-25-2016, 11:27 PM   #7221
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      07-25-2016, 11:39 PM   #7222
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That's it!! Muchas gracias bhai

Haven't seen you post around OT?
Hahah koi nai bhai ji! Yeah I've been a member for a very, very long time. But I'm more of an observer, rather than an actual poster
Ajo ajo bhai ji, hum apka intasar kathete!!

Bathei ji, Tinder ya Bumble hah?
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      07-25-2016, 11:41 PM   #7223
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Upon researching for my dance routine, I've noticed that 80% of newer Bollywood movie music scenes have white FEMALE background dancers...





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      07-25-2016, 11:42 PM   #7224
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That is great news!! Except the crappy work day part, sorry to hear bout it. Some days are better than others, such is life.

Good luck tomorrow my man, definitely keep us posted! It's becoming clear she's on the same page and not trying to keep you in friendzone. Just let tomorrow take its course, if it ain't meant to be, it ain't meant to be
Thanks bhai.

How are things going on your end?
Bhai, things are well!!

Chatting up a few babes, working on interesting stuff at work, enjoying life!

The chick from Arizona invited me to her place for a couple of nights if I decide to stop there during my road trip, might take her up on that offer!
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      07-25-2016, 11:43 PM   #7225
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If it doesn't work out... Smoosh is single?
I'm saving myself for YOU sexy!!
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      07-25-2016, 11:45 PM   #7226
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Bhai, things are well!!

Chatting up a few babes, working on interesting stuff at work, enjoying life!

The chick from Arizona invited me to her place for a couple of nights if I decide to stop there during my road trip, might take her up on that offer!
That's good to hear, Bhai! When you heading back?

If she's by ASU, you'll have great backup potential.
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      07-25-2016, 11:55 PM   #7227
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Bhai, things are well!!

Chatting up a few babes, working on interesting stuff at work, enjoying life!

The chick from Arizona invited me to her place for a couple of nights if I decide to stop there during my road trip, might take her up on that offer!
That's good to hear, Bhai! When you heading back?

If she's by ASU, you'll have great backup potential.
Aug 13 is the tentative date, subject to any setbacks, work, etc. I'll give myself about a week to travel. Not planning on making too many stops, just the major attractions!

Ahh, interesting Bhai! How are the ASU larkeya? Should I come at them Shahrukh Khan style?

Dil se reeeeeee, dil se re

Dil se reeeeeee, dil se re

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      07-26-2016, 12:02 AM   #7228
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Aug 13 is the tentative date, subject to any setbacks, work, etc. I'll give myself about a week to travel. Not planning on making too many stops, just the major attractions!

Ahh, interesting Bhai! How are the ASU larkeya? Should I come at them Shahrukh Khan style?

Dil se reeeeeee, dil se re

Dil se reeeeeee, dil se re
Lol, good plan bhai!

SRK is for them Yale/Princeton chicks, bhai. You need to go Honey Singh for ASU.

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ASU chicks = Bollywood with Sunny Leone. No one cares about plot. Just the views...

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      07-26-2016, 12:35 AM   #7230
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Or hit them with the classic Punjabi MC! My son's girlfriend loves this song



The mildly culturally appropriated version with Jay Z isn't bad either.

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      07-26-2016, 12:48 AM   #7231
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Can't force it in, well uh you can I guess
square peg - round hole theory??
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      07-26-2016, 01:12 AM   #7233
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      07-26-2016, 06:47 AM   #7234
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      07-26-2016, 06:49 AM   #7235
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Swipe left. "Ok, you have boobs, we get it. What else you got?"

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      07-26-2016, 06:57 AM   #7236
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      07-26-2016, 06:59 AM   #7237
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      07-26-2016, 07:01 AM   #7238
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