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      03-28-2010, 01:31 PM   #1
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      03-28-2010, 01:33 PM   #2
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are you fucking kidding me
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      03-28-2010, 01:36 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's pretty funny.
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      03-28-2010, 01:49 PM   #4
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oh. my god. lmao.
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      03-28-2010, 02:20 PM   #5
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Is that real??
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      03-28-2010, 02:32 PM   #6
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Is that real??
Maury Povich spoof.
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      03-28-2010, 02:34 PM   #7
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      03-28-2010, 03:00 PM   #8
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i'd hit it
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      03-28-2010, 03:24 PM   #9
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dude, she had gonorrhea and syphilis......five times!













i'd hit it too.
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      03-28-2010, 03:26 PM   #10
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i'd hit it
i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and nikkahtrops pushing
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      03-28-2010, 03:39 PM   #11
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Alrighty then lol.
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      03-28-2010, 03:45 PM   #12
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I can't believe some of you even have to ask if this is a joke.
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      03-28-2010, 04:23 PM   #13
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      03-28-2010, 06:48 PM   #14
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      03-29-2010, 01:09 AM   #15
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That's a classy chick you wouldn't be embarrassed about bringing home to the rents...
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      03-29-2010, 01:14 AM   #16
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dude that's the 1st time I actually loled on here for a while "I even ate a piece of poop one time" o geeze its great.lol
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      03-29-2010, 01:41 AM   #17
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"I even ate a piece of poop one time."
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      03-29-2010, 01:56 AM   #18
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      03-29-2010, 04:13 AM   #19
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      03-29-2010, 12:13 PM   #20
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dude, she had gonorrhea and syphilis......five times!













i'd hit it too.


five times?.......now that's where i draw the line.
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      03-29-2010, 03:21 PM   #21
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Isn't that a spin-off of the actual Maury video?

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      03-29-2010, 03:39 PM   #22
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