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[08njSTEP]

I did a 500 lap 1 time. Took 2.5 hrs. Lots of fuel stops and wide swings in lap times because I just couldn't keep concentration up. The Porsche will run 10.8x laps when tires are warm and driver is hitting marks. On the 500 laps it would get into 14s then back to high 10s then up to high 14s.

[1MOREMOD]

Maybe you should build a tribute e46 car for me. It would be the shit. Not shit sorry. Don't think I could actually rock it in real life though.

[08njSTEP]

You guys can keep tranys, aliens and midgets for yourself..... I'm good.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

You guys can keep tranys, aliens and midgets for yourself..... I'm good.

Ty, keep the trannys I will have the aliens and midgets.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

The world is a vampire

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What ever you like.

[Verbiage]

Morning Dad!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

The world is a vampire

Filled with rage.

[MKSixer]

Wake up!!

[Verbiage]

Who's asleep?!

[jtodd_fl]

Moderately funny...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Moderately funny...

Not bad.

Sadly, I understood them without the explanations. I was only recently introduced to the Bechdel test and its ruined my movie watching because I keep looking for it.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not bad.

Sadly, I understood them without the explanations. I was only recently introduced to the Bechdel test and its ruined my movie watching because I keep looking for it.

Hah! Same. The one I wanted them to have on the list was...
"There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hah! Same. The one I wanted them to have on the list was...
"There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

LOL!
That would have been an better lead-in joke than the photons traveling light.

[Verbiage]

Old people talk ITT.

[Verbiage]

JK I understood the jokes too so THERE! Ha!



Now, don't be coming up with anything remotely near higher levels of complication because I will have to admit that I don't understand it and then it won't be funny anymore.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

JK I understood the jokes too so THERE! Ha!



Now, don't be coming up with anything remotely near higher levels of complication because I will have to admit that I don't understand it and then it won't be funny anymore.

We FULLY EXPECTED that you understand each and every one. We are stellar dads, after all!!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

We FULLY EXPECTED that you understand each and every one. We are stellar dads, after all!!

Do you think I can use some of those for people in my age group? I don't have the smartest bunch of friends.


No worries though, I'm working on it. I'm becoming acquainted with pretty innovative folks through my project management certificate program.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Do you think I can use some of those for people in my age group? I don't have the smartest bunch of friends.


No worries though, I'm working on it. I'm becoming acquainted with pretty innovative folks through my project management certificate program.

Highly recommend that you use these to stack rank your friends hierarchically then eliminate the bottom 10% every year until you are a friendless, genius recluse forced to store your own urine in glass jugs. A PMP will help you start that journey, so well done there.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Do you think I can use some of those for people in my age group? I don't have the smartest bunch of friends.


No worries though, I'm working on it. I'm becoming acquainted with pretty innovative folks through my project management certificate program.

These are great places to meet like minded professionals and increase your sphere of influence.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

These are great places to meet like minded professionals and increase your sphere of influence.

Fine... be serious... this is true. Networking really is about the most important think you can do outside of building your own personal qualifications. Most people don't understand networking though.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Highly recommend that you use these to stack rank your friends hierarchically then eliminate the bottom 10% every year until you are a friendless, genius recluse forced to store your own urine in glass jugs. A PMP will help you start that journey, so well done there.

Sage advice.

I tell my daughter that there are only 2 choices here: You will pull them up or they will drag you down. Everyone can't make the journey with you and the sooner you realize that the better off you'll be. She started culling this semester. She is really seeing it from study habits, partying behavior and such.