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      12-05-2018, 02:21 PM   #1651
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I wouldn't rule it out because I do think she kinda "likes" me but it's just not in the cards. She and I both know that. She has asked me several times "have I dated girls before..." etc and I just give honest answers and move on.

I admire her wholesomeness and how naturally beautiful she is. When we're together there isn't a time when someone hasn't been like "you're absolutely gorgeous" or something of the sort. She's really humble and says thank you and moves on like a classy lady would and should.

We're both content on having a happy and jovial friendship. It's funny though when I tell her about my crushes on certain ppl she always ALWAYS thinks that they're below my standards
I'm thinking this discussion should be moved to the dating thread and lets have our way with it.....much how you should have your way with her.
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      12-05-2018, 04:14 PM   #1652
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I hear drinking lots of water has health benefits.
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      12-05-2018, 04:56 PM   #1653
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A married woman flirted with me yesterday. Too bad she doesn’t drive an e30
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      12-05-2018, 05:48 PM   #1654
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A married woman flirted with me yesterday. Too bad she doesn't drive an e30
I need you as an Uber soon. Is it possible to request you?
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      12-05-2018, 06:05 PM   #1655
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A married woman flirted with me yesterday. Too bad she doesn't drive an e30
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and, I like Coors light
I hear drinking lots of water has health benefits.
i see you have never been a pledge in a frat
coors was a level or two above the natty we had at the house...

related confession: "no hazing fraternity" is a lie they just rebrand it to "character building", and they describe it very well: the most fun you'll never want to have again
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      12-05-2018, 08:02 PM   #1656
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i see you have never been a pledge in a frat
coors was a level or two above the natty we had at the house...
I'll take a natty light over a coors any day of the week.
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      12-05-2018, 08:53 PM   #1657
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I mean...you guys are arguing about whether dog piss water is better than cat piss water
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      12-06-2018, 07:03 AM   #1658
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I need you as an Uber soon. Is it possible to request you?
I get this request frequently. I either give passengers my email or number, however, only a few have actually contacted me.

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lucky...
Actually, it gets boring. Now, I am far from Casanova status so not sure what the females see in me. Maybe the Civic gets ‘em wet? Or maybe the VTec kicks in, yo. IIRC I said in the past I’m a 2.5 out of 10, however, on average maybe once or twice a night I’ll get hit on. Funny how even guys make passes at me

One guy, maybe 20, showed me his bank account wanting to ‘buy’ me as he displayed $55k. I would love a f80 M3 white over red with moonroof 6MT so that $55k would have helped. Then I thought about the S55 crank hub issue so I passed.

Some girls are too easy with zero class. I’ve been offered sex, drinks, crack, marijuana and ‘other’ stuff. Had two girls in the back seat making out and wanted me to join.
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      12-06-2018, 10:18 AM   #1659
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I mean...you guys are arguing about whether dog piss water is better than cat piss water
They're both what we call "sex in a canoe". It's "fucking close to water".
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      12-06-2018, 04:01 PM   #1660
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Had two girls in the back seat making out and wanted me to join.
Did they bring their own cup?

And how long does it take for Uber to pay cleaning claims?
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      12-06-2018, 04:14 PM   #1661
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Did they bring their own cup?

And how long does it take for Uber to pay cleaning claims?
They actually had two (2) cups.

Funny you mentioned about the cleaning fee time frame. The past 6 weeks Iíve had three passengers vomit in the car:

One chick puked outside the car as it was moving causing vomit all over the rear drivers side of the car as well as the interior. $150 sent to me in about 4 hours after showing proof.

Another chick kept on touching my shoulder (she was with two guys so I was like wtf)? Turned out she was vomiting on the rear floor. Found out a few minutes after I dropped them off. Took pics and got $150 in 2 hours.

Last one was about two weeks ago. Two Spanish girls who I wanted to smash (no, not sex) in the face as they were rude and made fun of me because I didnít speak Spanish. Calling me unkind things in Spanish and laughing. I kept my cool and realized they were eating and drinking in the back. They left, 1 starred their ass and saw a nice mess in the back with some fluid. Not sure if it was vomit but submitted pics and about not even an hour later, $150.


I always give 5 stars to passengers. 1 Star if they are a back seat driver, rude, smell bad, etc...
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      12-06-2018, 04:26 PM   #1662
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They actually had two (2) cups.

Funny you mentioned about the cleaning fee time frame. The past 6 weeks Iíve had three passengers vomit in the car:

One chick puked outside the car as it was moving causing vomit all over the rear drivers side of the car as well as the interior. $150 sent to me in about 4 hours after showing proof.

Another chick kept on touching my shoulder (she was with two guys so I was like wtf)? Turned out she was vomiting on the rear floor. Found out a few minutes after I dropped them off. Took pics and got $150 in 2 hours.

Last one was about two weeks ago. Two Spanish girls who I wanted to smash (no, not sex) in the face as they were rude and made fun of me because I didnít speak Spanish. Calling me unkind things in Spanish and laughing. I kept my cool and realized they were eating and drinking in the back. They left, 1 starred their ass and saw a nice mess in the back with some fluid. Not sure if it was vomit but submitted pics and about not even an hour later, $150.


I always give 5 stars to passengers. 1 Star if they are a back seat driver, rude, smell bad, etc...

So.....basically, you are running an updated version of the vomit comet for Uber.
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      12-06-2018, 04:42 PM   #1663
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iono, that sig picture kinda sells itself.

might want to update your sig to say it's for sale, you goof and then you can say you're now up to 2% effort
Hey, you get out of here with your sense-making!
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      12-06-2018, 05:25 PM   #1664
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      12-06-2018, 05:28 PM   #1665
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I confess, my generation failed the millenials in California.

I keep seeing these fools walking around in the rain with a hoodie on. Granted, some of them are young enough that maybe they've never seen rain.

The other day we were heading out and I mentioned to my son to get a jacket, it's raining. He emerges from his room with a hoodie draped over his arm.

No, son, a RAIN jacket.


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      12-06-2018, 05:46 PM   #1668
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They actually had two (2) cups.

Funny you mentioned about the cleaning fee time frame. The past 6 weeks Iíve had three passengers vomit in the car:

One chick puked outside the car as it was moving causing vomit all over the rear drivers side of the car as well as the interior. $150 sent to me in about 4 hours after showing proof.

Another chick kept on touching my shoulder (she was with two guys so I was like wtf)? Turned out she was vomiting on the rear floor. Found out a few minutes after I dropped them off. Took pics and got $150 in 2 hours.

Last one was about two weeks ago. Two Spanish girls who I wanted to smash (no, not sex) in the face as they were rude and made fun of me because I didnít speak Spanish. Calling me unkind things in Spanish and laughing. I kept my cool and realized they were eating and drinking in the back. They left, 1 starred their ass and saw a nice mess in the back with some fluid. Not sure if it was vomit but submitted pics and about not even an hour later, $150.


I always give 5 stars to passengers. 1 Star if they are a back seat driver, rude, smell bad, etc...
You should have your own tv reality show!!!!
i will be happy with 15% of everything
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      12-07-2018, 01:59 PM   #1671
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So.....basically, you are running an updated version of the vomit comet for Uber.
I really don’t mind the vomit as I consider it $150 for me to clean it and so far it hasn’t been too excessive. Lyft passengers are more cleaner for whatever that’s worth.

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You should have your own tv reality show!!!!
i will be happy with 15% of everything
I was thinking about recording passengers and putting it on here. Not sure if I have to ask for their permission though?

Confession: I’ve been lying to passengers lately. After I get asked the same damn questions by different passengers each time I’m out driving, I’ve decided to mix things up.

Things I lie about:

Age (I’m 40 but have said 32, 30, 34, etc...)
How long I’ve been in Miami (been 5 years but I vary)
Where I’m from (I’ve actually told some passengers I’m from Mianus, CT)
How do I take it (As The Wolf said, ‘Lots of cream, lots of sugar)
Favorite car (Honda, because VTec)
Favorite sex position (I just love giving facials)

Good times.
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