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      02-25-2016, 07:04 AM   #23233
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It means that I now know your expectations.

No means no!
Notice he didn't SAY "No". Just defined it for you.
I'm going on record with a "No" right here.
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      02-25-2016, 07:09 AM   #23234
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It means that I now know your expectations.

No means no!
Notice he didn't SAY "No". Just defined it for you.
I'm going on record with a "No" right here.
The drive time to me doesn't meet the 10 hour criteria. So I'm safe.

I'm just trying to help you out because you are over 10 h away from him.
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      02-25-2016, 07:10 AM   #23235
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WAKE UP

Stayed in a hotel last night with a couple of work colleagues, bar bill this morning was £342
I dont understand how people spend so much money on alcohol. The most I've ever paid for at a bar was $30.00
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      02-25-2016, 07:11 AM   #23236
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Meh, I have access to women here, not worth a 13 hour drive just for ass. Two different dates this weekend actually. Never been to New Orleans and it was New Years so it was something cool to do and see.


Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!
See this everyone?! THANK YOU AXIUS thank you for agreeing with me.

and he had a great time. Cold but great.
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      02-25-2016, 07:11 AM   #23237
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I dont understand how people spend so much money on alcohol. The most I've ever paid for at a bar was $30.00
So,many possible responses, so little time....
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      02-25-2016, 07:14 AM   #23238
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So,many possible responses, so little time....
Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.


To each their own.
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      02-25-2016, 07:43 AM   #23239
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It means that I now know your expectations.

No means no!
Well if all three of us get together I'm just gonna bang all your brains out at one time.


Angrily. Like this little guy.
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      02-25-2016, 07:44 AM   #23240
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Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.


To each their own.
You don't necessarily have to get shit faced.


Some drink because it looses them up and eases nerves, some people drink to forget, some people drink because they are addicted, some people drink because people drive them to drink, some people drink to escape reality, some people drink because you get 100x more horny and fuck all night long....,


I can keep going.
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      02-25-2016, 07:54 AM   #23241
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Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.


To each their own.
Oh no, I didn't mean that at all... I just meant that there were a lot of potential responses to the part about about never spending more than $30. Clearly, it is not because you have never drunk more than $30 worth of alcohol That is 2 drinks at some places. More likely, it is because other people pay for most of your drinks. The way to respond to that part of your post (both literal and implied) were so many and various, that it was easier to not choose to respond (until I had to explain my lack of response, at which point, we passed the point where it would have been easier to respond in the first place).

Fine... here is one... because of this, it is one of the more mean-spirited responses... even though it's intent is just for the lulz... but I learned today that I am sarchotic (thanks C5driver ) so now I have to worry people think I am serious.

"Yeah, we spend a lot. We don't want to blow some dude to get our drinks for free. Oh wait, you have never done that."
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      02-25-2016, 08:22 AM   #23242
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Meh, I have access to women here, not worth a 13 hour drive just for ass. Two different dates this weekend actually. Never been to New Orleans and it was New Years so it was something cool to do and see.


Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!
I think we should see other people, its not you its me. No!
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      02-25-2016, 08:36 AM   #23243
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I think we should see other people, its not you its me. No!
That's fine, when you farted the other day it really turned me off to you as a person.
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      02-25-2016, 08:38 AM   #23244
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That's fine, when you farted the other day it really turned me off to you as a person.
Good that you can move on.
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      02-25-2016, 10:10 AM   #23245
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Meh, I have access to women here, not worth a 13 hour drive just for ass. Two different dates this weekend actually. Never been to New Orleans and it was New Years so it was something cool to do and see.


Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!
I'm saving myself.
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      02-25-2016, 10:48 AM   #23246
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Good that you can move on.
Let go, Let gov. Can I tell you today about the DMV?

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I'm saving myself.
Should I contact the little white chapel and start sending out "Save the date" cards?
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      02-25-2016, 10:56 AM   #23247
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I think we should see other people, its not you its me. No!
That's fine, when you farted the other day it really turned me off to you as a person.
Hey asswipe, if you're visiting Moddie, you better visit me
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      02-25-2016, 10:56 AM   #23248
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Let go, Let gov. Can I tell you today about the DMV?



Should I contact the little white chapel and start sending out "Save the date" cards?
Once I see your net worth as verified by my CPA.
My tastes are both expensive and refined with a proper automotive budget as a minimum requirement.

Last year:

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If you can't keep me in the manner to I have become acquired...go elsewhere.
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      02-25-2016, 11:02 AM   #23249
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Hey asswipe, if you're visiting Moddie, you better visit me
Of course I'm visiting you babe! And we're going to go out on a night into town and have fun!
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      02-25-2016, 11:06 AM   #23250
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Once I see your net worth as verified by my CPA.
My tastes are both expensive and refined with a proper automotive budget as a minimum requirement.

Last year:

Tires: $9,000USD
Fuel: $18,000USD
i8: Well...you know.
Insurance: $10K+ USD
Mods: $4,500USD (I was saving for the i8)

If you can't keep me in the manner to I have become acquired...go elsewhere.
Last year:

612 Scag: $152,999USD
Beer: $13,000
Fuel: $20,000
Mods: Lots of projectile ejecting weaponry

So with all that said, my net worth is -$190,000 because it's all on my moms credit card.


I'm a solid investment, I promise!
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      02-25-2016, 11:06 AM   #23251
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Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!
I give the best hugs
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      02-25-2016, 11:09 AM   #23252
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Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.

To each their own.
You might even strip down to your bra and grannies and dry hump a room of random half clothed men you met on the internet.

To each their own
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      02-25-2016, 11:10 AM   #23253
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I give the best hugs
Pfffft, yeah I've fucking heard that crop of shit before.
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Of course I'm visiting you babe! And we're going to go out on a night into town and have fun!
You need a passport, dweebus...
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