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[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ohhh Christ ! That's really creepy my friend !

Here is my kind of pic because she was talking about her couch...

My couch definitely isn't as tacky as that one

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I hope you mean a Italian sexy chick ?

That was implied

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is this your van?

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No cats!! They'll f*ck up my sexy couches.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ohhh Christ ! That's really creepy my friend !

Here is my kind of pic because she was talking about her couch...

I notice you can't see the dude's hands...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

No cats!! They'll f*ck up my sexy couches.

This is true... my couch has several... you know... marks from... you know...

Oh hell... my couch has pussy tracks. There, I said it.

[Aatish]

That must have been some hard pussy.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Aatish

That must have been some hard pussy.

Or maybe he's just hallucinating from all that catnip.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Or maybe he's just hallucinating from all that catnip.

Nicely played.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

That must have been some wet pussy.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And you wonder why all the girls on the forum think you're creepy.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

EXCUSE me?

Thanks for the support UncleWede

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

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I'm sure you are better than that asshole !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

And you wonder why all the girls on the forum think you're creepy.

All the (creepy) English words that I have learned in the last 2 years came from you guys and on OT ....from American dudes .
Mostly I was in the need of Google-Translate because I thought by myself ...WTF is this shit ?
And Google-Translate screwed me as well...So all that was left were dirty creepy words !

But I need to say my English is improved for the moment ..
Thank you guys !

[nyalpine90]

febreeze the couch?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This is true... my couch has several... you know... marks from... you know...

Oh hell... my couch has pussy tracks. There, I said it.

Well brother that sounds worse than my van pic that you posted !
But probably you have kinda special creepy permission ?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Well brother that sounds worse than my van pic that you posted !
But probably you have kinda special creepy permission ?

Yep. My wife let's me have sex with her anywhere I want. Bed, couch, floor, counters, weight bench, lanai, chair, porch swing, hammock. Then, on the second day, we look for new places.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Thanks for the support UncleWede

Your translator didn't quite work, or you don't have similar phrases. It was MY van.

Hey, who's that Belgian guy that keeps jumping out in front on the Tour? Doesn't he know he's supposed to tow the line and follow the established rules of the road??

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yep. My wife let's me have sex with her anywhere I want. Bed, couch, floor, counters, weight bench, lanai, chair, porch swing, hammock. Then, on the second day, we look for new places.

Sounds really good and keep up the good work
But..

Same thing here with GF's , actually I need more rooms ...at least if they are invited

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sounds really good and keep up the good work
But..

Same thing here with GF's , actually I need more rooms ...at least if they are invited

Thanks! What exactly do you mean though. Is most of your sex happening with no other invited guests? Hey, I got no objection to solo play... just getting my facts straight.

[Mike.]

look how mad this guy got after I beat him in starcraft

[smoosh]

What are good starter credit cards ya'll recommend to a 23 yo w/o much credit history?