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[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Who is Amy Schumer? Is she fat?

She's a chunky blonde that I would totally bone, but probably wouldn't tell anyone about it.

[Aatish]

So a few weeks back, I showed this photo I took of my car to a friend who does graphic design in his free time. He drew up a vector. Here are the results:

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

So you watch Amy Schumer comedies, with your husband?!?!

OMG... I walked right into that. #fail

Went for the fat joke and wound up with a bloody nose. Thank you good sir, for reminding me why it is important to stay on my game!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

She's a chunky blonde that I would totally bone, but probably wouldn't tell anyone about it.

Would anyone ever tell about banging the chubbies?

I heard that they really work hard to please and let you do some ill shit to them. But then they want to bf you...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Would anyone ever tell about banging the chubbies?

I heard that they really work hard to please and let you do some ill shit to them. But then they want to bf you...

Some dudes only go for chubbies, so I just let them take em all.


I've heard they give really good head, I'd imagine it's because that's an operation easily done fully clothed and covered...., the rolls..., grosses me out.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

Some dudes only go for chubbies, so I just let them take em all.


I've heard they give really good head, I'd imagine it's because that's an operation easily done fully clothed and covered...., the rolls..., grosses me out.

For me it's the rolls and the smell or the potential for fat people smell. You know, that I couldn't reach my asshole to wipe right and then my crack fermented smell? Then sprinkle on some good ol butt sweat.

I've sat next to the obese on the plane before and that fucking horrible ass crack cheese smell always wafts up when they move. It's so bad.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

For me it's the rolls and the smell or the potential for fat people smell. You know, that I couldn't reach my asshole to wipe right and then my crack fermented smell? Then sprinkle on some good ol butt sweat.

I've sat next to the obese on the plane before and that fucking horrible ass crack cheese smell always wafts up when they move. It's so bad.

Let me just say...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

For me it's the rolls and the smell or the potential for fat people smell. You know, that I couldn't reach my asshole to wipe right and then my crack fermented smell? Then sprinkle on some good ol butt sweat.

I've sat next to the obese on the plane before and that fucking horrible ass crack cheese smell always wafts up when they move. It's so bad.

Skinny girls smell sometimes too though, so smell is universally bad across the board. I noped out of a smell before really fast, granted I did hit it first then faded like an ass, but whatever, take a shower.

To me it's the rolls..., like..., what the fuck is hiding under them..., imagine the sweat. Plus, just grabbing fat feels gross..., it's all jello-y and shit. Blech.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

Skinny girls smell sometimes too though, so smell is universally bad across the board. I noped out of a smell before really fast, granted I did hit it first then faded like an ass, but whatever, take a shower.

To me it's the rolls..., like..., what the fuck is hiding under them..., imagine the sweat. Plus, just grabbing fat feels gross..., it's all jello-y and shit. Blech.

You've just put it in and it's so moist and tight. She's like, when you gonna put it in? Stop teasing me!

You look down and realize that you just stuck your cock in her thigh fat fold.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You've just put it in and it's so moist and tight. She's like, when you gonna put it in? Stop teasing me!

You look down and realize that you just stuck your cock in her thigh fat fold.

On the plus side, you can literally motorboat a fat chicks entire body if you ever find yourself bored with nothing to do. Worth a few good laughs for about 10 minutes before you realize what you just did and would rather accept death as fate.

[Mywifes335]

The WORST is a fat chick who doesn't have big tits.

[Axius]

No, the worst is a fat chick.



Alright, I'm done being mean for today.

[UncleWede]

There is SIGNIFICANT (see what I did there) difference between fat and OBESE. A chick at a buck 10 certainly doesn't know how to make a proper sammich.

[Mywifes335]

A fat chick is one who:

- shops at Lane Bryant
- buys ice cream in gallon boxes or tubs
- cannot see her vajayjay without a mirror or lifting up her gut and a mirror
- has natural A cups but is a Flapjacky C cuz she fat

More...

Is she obese? Probably.

I don't consider a girl who has a few extra lbs "fat". Not a fan of seeing ribs.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

There is SIGNIFICANT (see what I did there) difference between fat and OBESE. A chick at a buck 10 certainly doesn't know how to make a proper sammich.

But go too big and she might eat all your sammiches.

Gotta stay in the goldilocks zone of sammich makers.

[UncleWede]

15-30 lbs over what the Dr. says she should weigh.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

15-30 lbs over what the Dr. says she should weigh.

after losing 35 pounds, i've realized everyone could stand to lose 15-30 pounds.

*most everyone*

Biorin would lose all of her ferociousness if she lost 15 pounds.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

There is SIGNIFICANT (see what I did there) difference between fat and OBESE. A chick at a buck 10 certainly doesn't know how to make a proper sammich.

I don't even like husky women, like, with meat on their bones. Thin and petite or take your fat ass to the Golden Corals and get the fuck out my way.

Originally Posted by RJ_

But go too big and she might eat all your sammiches.

Gotta stay in the goldilocks zone of sammich makers.

Just don't have a belly, I don't see what's so hard about that. Do some cardio, get outside and ride a bike, go for walks..., simple stuff.


Oh, and don't eat all the sammiches!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

Just don't have a belly, I don't see what's so hard about that. Do some cardio, get outside and ride a bike, go for walks..., simple stuff.


Oh, and don't eat all the sammiches!

Maybe this is just our skinny privilege talking, but I completely agree. It's really not that hard. Just eat less.

[1MOREMOD]

My buddy got into an argument with a fat lady on st patricks day about her disability. She was allowed to ride the elevator because she was fat and hence skip the line while us non disabled had to stand outside and wait.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My buddy got into an argument with a fat lady on st patricks day about her disability. She was allowed to ride the elevator because she was fat and hence skip the line while us non disabled had to stand outside and wait.

Was her disability fatness or setting else?

[UncleWede]

I'm speaking about MILFs, so belly is a given. . .