Confess here

[1MOREMOD]

Banned

[Turkish Pickle]

so the sticker on my car said i had ~4700 miles to get it changed, service manual said 7500mi intervals so i got my oil changed at 74xx...

im sure i could've went longer but the car was screaming at me i just felt bad
please do tell me you actually don't change the oil every 12 hours

[Darth One]

for the life of me i can't tell the Texas flag from the Puerto Rican flag. i always have to google to remember which one is which

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Confession: I LOVE this car more than the law allows. I sourced the only BMW-LL04 approved oil in my area several hours ago(Liqui-Moly)and changed it AGAIN and it ran smoother than a knife thru butter. Hurray!!

Let it run a few hours In the driveway while cleaning it in 30 degree weather. Got it all cleaned up and then BAMM!! DTM on cylinder 8 . Cylinder 8 was the plug and coil that I got lazy on when I did the last service. I didn't change that ONE coil and plug and apparently the car sensed it. WHAT A BITCH! Had to change them tonight and everything is kosher so far.

Real confession: if this car was all good I'd probably HATE it but it keeps me guessing and I kinda sorta like that🤷🏽*♂️.

Kinda weird that I complain about this car so much but keep sinking money and time into it...fact is that lots of ppl gave up on me and threw me to the side without even giving me a chance or trying to see my worth.

I keep this car because I KNOW it's worth it! Idgaf about the costs to maintain it, that's a price to PAY! But I inherently LOVE to drive and like to be adored(discretely). Screw my complaints and gripes because I have a heart and know that this car feels everything I'm doing for her...shit I'm going to insurance court in a few weeks to dispute the charges and rates I've been amassed. That's LOVE!

Why you no blocky platey?

I will now post up the skeletons in your closet.

BTW, what was the outcome of that bitch ass customer complaint on you?

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Why you no blocky platey?

I will now post up the skeletons in your closet.

BTW, what was the outcome of that bitch ass customer complaint on you?

"Blocky platey"? Come again?!

And we all have skeletons! Yes, I've said many, MANY times that I "HATE THIS FKN CAR" but it is what it is. I signed the loan papers so it is what it is.

Remember that time Bill Clinton got his dick sucked? I too have had that done and will deny it if asked publicly by the disgusting tricks that I've encountered.

Life happens. Enjoy

[Darth One]

Please tell me you were kidding, or made a typo, about changing your oil every 12 hours. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety

[________]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Please tell me you were kidding, or made a typo, about changing your oil every 12 hours. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety

If you think 12 hours of driving a 550i is like every 6 months, that's not so bad.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Please tell me you were kidding, or made a typo, about changing your oil every 12 hours. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety

That's a lot of oil.

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Please tell me you were kidding, or made a typo, about changing your oil every 12 hours. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety

I still do it. Wasn't kidding. But until my "DTM" goes away I'm dedicated to finding the source of the issue and if it's my not adhering to BMW rules than I'm learning a hard lesson that I'm willing to take an"L" on. In fact the only reason I didn't change it tonight is because I've finally gotten the "all systems ok message" that I've been trying to seek on this journey.

I LOVE my BMW, don't get it wrong! But when things go wrong I absolutely HATE it and admit to downing it when things happen.

Do I HATE my "child", no. Do I wish it were more reliable? YES! Would I throw it out in the street because it let me down? Not hardly!

Because as a parent of a temperamental child I've learned to deal with its tantrums and know that one day it'll grow up.

I look at my cars as humans. As much as they let me down I know someday that I'll be thankful for what they've done.

[Darth One]

I'm breathing into a brown paper bag rn

[________]

Originally Posted by Darth One

I'm breathing into a brown paper bag rn

Why

[Darth One]

Because of kyngofpop. Please make him stop changing his oil

Confession: I made a mistake and initially typed his name as kyngofpoo. Ninja edit time!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Because of kyngofpoo. Please make him stop changing his oil

I was seriously concerned for you for a second!

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I was seriously concerned for you for a second!

Dammit! And now you quoted my unfortunate mistake for posterity

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by Darth One

I'm breathing into a brown paper bag rn

😂😂😂

[Kyngofpop]

Confession: I'm insane....and in other news, water is wet.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Dammit! And now you quoted my unfortunate mistake for posterity

Haha I didn't even notice. I can edit it but I won't. That name is better.

[1MOREMOD]

My wife found out im an alien

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My wife found out im an alien

Is she single now??

[________]

Kyngofpoo did you check with BMW to see if any Service Bulletins or "recalls" apply to your engine?

[________]

Like checking on http://www.bmw-rp.com

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Is she single now??

No you creeper