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      11-09-2018, 09:02 AM   #1431
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Confession #2 of the day. When you're jeans have a serial number, you may have a problem with taking too much pride in what jeans you buy.
My jeans have a belt to stop them falling off.
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      11-09-2018, 09:08 AM   #1432
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Agreed about the sick thing, last time I was at work sick made a chick quit.
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      11-09-2018, 09:17 AM   #1433
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Agreed about the sick thing, last time I was at work sick made a chick quit.
For real! The receptionist parked like a complete buffoon this morning, she literally took up 3 spots. To boot, one of our production teams that wouldn't normally be in the building at this hour were here for training. When I got to work the only spots left were the other 2 spots she was taking up so I had to park in the back of the parking lot and not even in a spot, then walk in the rain. Her dumb ass comes to me and asks, "Should I move my truck?" My response was, "Of course not. You're just as incompetent at parking as you are at everything else you do here. I wouldn't move it because if you do people might expect you to actually be consistent." She was speechless....and yet did not move her truck.
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      11-09-2018, 09:20 AM   #1434
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Yeah for real. I had post nasal drip was driving me crazy and was sniffling apparently too loudly for her and she kept commenting how gross I was. I lost it and told her to shut the fuck up I'm sick. Didnt take much apparently.
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      11-09-2018, 10:22 AM   #1435
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I don't give a flying leap about watches.
I confess this seems strange. This is a car forum. Cars are cool mechanical. I like cars, I like guns, I like watches and I like women. Called being a man used to happen here in the old usa.
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      11-09-2018, 10:32 AM   #1436
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I confess this seems strange. This is a car forum. Cars are cool mechanical. I like cars, I like guns, I like watches and I like women. Called being a man used to happen here in the old usa.
Drop the watches and can spend more on the others

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      11-09-2018, 10:37 AM   #1437
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      11-09-2018, 10:37 AM   #1438
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I don't give a flying leap about watches.
how do you know what time it is?
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      11-09-2018, 10:38 AM   #1439
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I confess this seems strange. This is a car forum. Cars are cool mechanical. I like cars, I like guns, I like watches and I like women. Called being a man used to happen here in the old usa.
I'm good with your list except watches. I also don't care about them at all. Don't even wear one anymore.

To a degree I get why you spend thousands on a watch, because it is for the same reason that I will spend many thousands more on a car that I like, rather than settling for a Nissan Sentra even though both will still take me from A to B.

But since I don't have the bug, I will never spend thousands on a watch.
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      11-09-2018, 10:43 AM   #1440
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I'd suggest you dont get the bug for guns or watches.
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      11-09-2018, 10:43 AM   #1441
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how do you know what time it is?
The clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Last call, for alcohol.
So whachu want?
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      11-09-2018, 10:47 AM   #1442
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I can’t do the KiKi challenge in the 335 since it’s a stick

Not sure if funny or cereal tho:

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      11-09-2018, 11:05 AM   #1443
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I'd suggest you dont get the bug for guns or watches.
Too late on one of them - already have the gun bug. Watches, I can pretty much promise you I'll never catch that bug.

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The clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Last call, for alcohol.
So whachu want?
Let it flow like a mud-slide
When I get on, I like to ride and glide
I've got depth of perception in my text, y'all
I get props at my mention cause I vex, y'all

So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want?
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      11-09-2018, 11:09 AM   #1444
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i never got the gun bug but watch and women bug are in full tact
car bug also is there but mr. bankier doesn't agree
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I can't do the KiKi challenge in the 335 since it's a stick

Not sure if funny or cereal tho:

Can't do it on a manual?

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      11-09-2018, 11:14 AM   #1446
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The clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Last call, for alcohol.
So whachu want?
i want bourbon i want scotch i want beeeeeer of course
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      11-09-2018, 11:55 AM   #1447
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how do you know what time it is?
Simple. Drink a quart of monkey and if I can still stand still....what's the time?

It's time to get ill.
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Too late on one of them - already have the gun bug. Watches, I can pretty much promise you I'll never catch that bug.



Let it flow like a mud-slide
When I get on, I like to ride and glide
I've got depth of perception in my text, y'all
I get props at my mention cause I vex, y'all

So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want?
We took different roads and both ended up in beastie land.
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      11-09-2018, 12:02 PM   #1449
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FEMALE booty is my kryptonite
FTFY



Or did I??????
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FTFY



Or did I??????

i thought it was clear ..dammit
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i thought it was clear ..dammit
Just looking out for Bimmerpost OG
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