Wow, this is Pandora's box...

[King Rudi]

Had to stop reading on the first page as I'm on a work computer. I will say that my only massage was definitely headed in this direction. The lady who was massaging me was not at all attractive. She was in her 50's and the entire experience was not enjoyable. She completely missed ALL of the trouble areas that we discussed before the massage began. She had made the comment in the beginning that she kept her eyes closed during the massage as she went by feel of what areas needed attention, yet she made several comments about my tattoos. Once she got to my legs, she made several comments about how nice my legs were and straight up grazed my sack multiple times. I needed a joint, a mixed drink and another massage to relax after the old lady nut sack violation I paid for.

[Darth One]

I have never come close to getting that kind of experience on a massage. And I've had some very attractive masseuses too. Maybe I'm the one who's ugly