HOLY CRAP! I think I'm getting a BMW!!

jhv · 09-02-2007, 11:30 PM

what the fuck?

Kiemyster · 09-02-2007, 11:32 PM

yeah, that thread was another attempt to hijack this thread. ahahahahahahahah

Sara · 09-02-2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

now, because im a dirty, oversexed, bastard, its only my nature to say these kind of jokes. now, as you may have noticed sara, im one of the few people on this forum who isnt afraid of sexual harassment charges. why? you wouldnt win. lol. i dont know how that works for spool, but i know its pretty failsafe for me. so if any of my comments really do offend you, just let me know. (then again, theres no reason not to get kinky on a public forum).

so, if you can make the effort, and incorperate whipped cream into any of your pictures (out of the can) and some how smear it all over you, whilst having your panties/bikini well off your body, or on tha hood of the car instead of on you, i would have absolutely no problem. see, these days, its near impossible to find good pics with hot girls on good, near stock bmw's. im sick of seeing a bunch of girls on hooked up bmw's. for once, i would love to see it on just a plain, stock bmw.

and if you want to, you can always blow up the best pic of u on your bmw into a poster and send it to me out of good will. ill pay for the postage ahahahah

. (seriously though. LOL).

and as for myself, thats what i plan on doing. getting one of my 18 year old spanish girls to get on the hood of my car while i take monstorous amounts of pictures. and if u want, ill send some of em in poster form to you as a returned favor. (of course, you would only find value in that if ur bi... but you know, it would never hurt, cause its going to be my AW E90 w/ AC Schnitzer kit and M6 rims, so even if u dont like the girl, u can always get wetttt to the car. why do i do this? because i care.)

and yes, to the rest of you, go ahead and say it: Kiemister should be shot/hung.

lol you're awesome... and as I said in previous threads...theres just about nothing you could say that would offend me... Talk to me how ever you want about anything you want.. Im a very open person and wont take anything personal (its the internet for petes sake!) UNLESS..its about the hurricane. That is the ONLY thing that will offend me..Other than that, youre safe.

Kiemyster · 09-02-2007, 11:39 PM

damn. i remembered the days when girls like you were common. they were particularly much more fun in the bed. lol. some of the girls these days just spread their legs and lie down. when you try something kinky they are like WTF?! NO!

hah, i remembered once when i wanted to put this girl on the wall (benching) she was like get me down! well. untill i told her what i was doing. then she went along with it and enjoyed it. ahh yes, the good ol' days.

Sara · 09-02-2007, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

damn. i remembered the days when girls like you were common. they were particularly much more fun in the bed. lol. some of the girls these days just spread their legs and lie down. when you try something kinky they are like WTF?! NO!

hah, i remembered once when i wanted to put this girl on the wall (benching) she was like get me down! well. untill i told her what i was doing. then she went along with it and enjoyed it. ahh yes, the good ol' days.

lol PM me

Kiemyster · 09-02-2007, 11:46 PM

im no stranger to sarcasm. lol (or, was there no sarcasm in that? its hard to tell when ppl are typing versus voice

)

Sara · 09-02-2007, 11:58 PM

no im serious PM me..You seem like a neat person to talk to and I dont want to offend anyone reading this thread

Kiemyster · 09-03-2007, 12:04 AM

neat. hmm, thats an interesting word, ive never been called that. and ive been called many things. either way, im going to hell. and the word that best fits me: an opportunist.

good to have you here on the forums btw

Bimmer335i · 09-03-2007, 10:34 AM

Hey Sara, good luck with the car...can't imagine the excruciating wait. Hope you get what you wish for...

Enjoy the Ride!

Scarecrows25 · 09-03-2007, 12:38 PM

Here's hoping you get the black one. Black rocks my world:

schneid4323 · 09-03-2007, 01:21 PM

What the hell did i miss im hungover as bawls

SES_D · 09-03-2007, 01:39 PM

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What the hell did i miss im hungover as bawls

You always post in her threads!

schneid4323 · 09-03-2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SES_D

You always post in her threads!

Rly?... Just Checked and im pretty sure i dont, I do usually hijack them though

SES_D · 09-03-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Rly?... Just Checked and im pretty sure i dont, I do usually hijack them though

do it!

schneid4323 · 09-03-2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SES_D

do it!

Its a process that requires atleast two people, getting someone derailed is simple and a good feat to have.

SES_D · 09-03-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Its a process that requires atleast two people, getting someone derailed is simple and a good feat to have.

aw sorry, I have to go out. Or I would possibly be the other person.

schneid4323 · 09-03-2007, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SES_D

aw sorry, I have to go out. Or I would possibly be the other person.

damn... Fail.

Sara · 09-03-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

damn... Fail.

just keep looking

schneid4323 · 09-03-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

just keep looking

Look what made its way outta the woodwork.

schneid4323 · 09-03-2007, 02:04 PM

So did you get the car or what?

Sara · 09-03-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

So did you get the car or what?

Havent gone to my Dads house yet..He lives in AL..Im going to make the trip at the end of this week. Its 500 miles and Im 800 over due for an oil change..He still wont tell me yes or no

schneid4323 · 09-03-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Havent gone to my Dads house yet..He lives in AL..Im going to make the trip at the end of this week. Its 500 miles and Im 800 over due for an oil change..He still wont tell me yes or no

Fucking sweet. Dude gotta put more power in whatever it is

. You lookin at doin much to it?

09-02-2007, 11:30 PM	#45
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Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 455 Rep 3,197 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	damn. i remembered the days when girls like you were common. they were particularly much more fun in the bed. lol. some of the girls these days just spread their legs and lie down. when you try something kinky they are like WTF?! NO! hah, i remembered once when i wanted to put this girl on the wall (benching) she was like get me down! well. untill i told her what i was doing. then she went along with it and enjoyed it. ahh yes, the good ol' days. __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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09-02-2007, 11:58 PM	#51
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09-03-2007, 12:04 AM	#52
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 455 Rep 3,197 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	neat. hmm, thats an interesting word, ive never been called that. and ive been called many things. either way, im going to hell. and the word that best fits me: an opportunist. good to have you here on the forums btw __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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09-03-2007, 12:38 PM	#54
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