What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Axius · 03-18-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Should be "Partner at Stuff, Esq."

Edit: Caution. Offer of domestic partnership total ploy to gain access to daughter and vehicles. Beware.

Oh come on..., I wouldn't want to do anything sexual with my step sisters! We'd be almost blood related!

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

On a plane. Wifi is ok, but not convenient to always be checking in. Sometimes I have to work and shit. Lame. They keep sending me checks, which is nice. But then they get all clingy about it and ask what I am doing and ask me to do stuff.

Damn! Smh, sorry about that.

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Oh come on..., I wouldn't want to do anything sexual with my step sisters! We'd be almost blood related!

Seriously... check your line of latitude. Pretty sure that doesn't matter where you are - or where you would be.

Axius · 03-18-2016, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Seriously... check your line of latitude. Pretty sure that doesn't matter where you are - or where you would be.

Are you getting smart with me?

1MOREMOD · 03-18-2016, 11:45 AM

Come on if she's hot what the problem.

Axius · 03-18-2016, 11:53 AM

Where the fuck is everyone?

1MOREMOD · 03-18-2016, 11:55 AM

Gym

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Gym

Everything can't be about you, all the time.

Axius · 03-18-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Gym

Picking things up and putting things down, huh?

///M Power-Belgium · 03-18-2016, 12:10 PM

Belgian Jihadi shit update..

Belgium...Again in "Molenbeek" the shit happens and it's Live on CNN...

2 assholes are shot in the legs , One of them is "Salah Abdeslam" from the Paris terror attacks..
The only good news is ...They are finally arrested alive !

=> Here it is Live http://nieuws.vtm.be/binnenland/1831...evat-molenbeek

=> http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenl...opgepakt.dhtml

Axius · 03-18-2016, 12:12 PM

Can we start a petition that allows public stonings and hangings again?

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Can we start a petition that allows public stonings and hangings again?

I've been stoned in public many times. I am well hung in public... never hanged though.

Axius · 03-18-2016, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I've been stoned in public many times. I am well hung in public... never hanged though.

Hell I'm stoned and hung right now but you don't hear me bragging about it.

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hell I'm stoned and hung right now but you don't hear me bragging about it.

Says Mr. Floppy at the racetrack.

Axius · 03-18-2016, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Says Mr. Floppy at the racetrack.

'scuse meh?

Verbiage · 03-18-2016, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

'scuse meh?

Heard from 1MOREMOD that you weren't very aerodynamic.

swagon · 03-18-2016, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah, that's why I'm not on there as much. The only reason I saw it was because I look at the BP homepage for news.

Yeah, me too. Don't wanna waste my time.

Axius · 03-18-2016, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Heard from 1MOREMOD that you weren't very aerodynamic.

He's always spreading lies about me because he's jelly.

jtodd_fl · 03-18-2016, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah, that's why I'm not on there as much. The only reason I saw it was because I look at the BP homepage for news.

Yeah, me too. Don't wanna waste my time.

Good trolling never a waste of time.
Troll on my good man.

Mr Tonka · 03-18-2016, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

He's always spreading lies about me because he's jelly.

Is it weird that ANY time i think of or eat bacon i think of you?

UncleWede · 03-18-2016, 01:04 PM

No worse, going forward, that I'll be thinking of you thinking of him

Axius · 03-18-2016, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is it weird that ANY time i think of or eat bacon i think of you?

I'm pretty sure each of us have a characteristic that's immediately recognized when we see particular objects. I will say, I'm flattered that I am a direct associate of bacon.

When I see anything about finance, I see Biorin and her mustache and Rob in his M3 with the top down.

When I see bicyclers, I always think it's you, but their glutes aren't as nice, so I know it's not you.

When I listen to heavy metal and see a blonde with an attitude I think of Lups.

Anytime I touch a gun I think of C5.

Anytime I'm feeling Asian I think of NKC.

On the rare chance I see an i8 I try to follow it as best as I can in hopes that it's MKSixer and he'll finally take me in as one of his own.

When I see a hot Asian I think of Bimmette.

Short blonde with a sassy attitude and good style I see Sara.

When I go to the gym I think of Mod.

Old people remind me of UncleWeeds.

When I see someone hiding in bushes I think of Grimmy because it's probably actually him anyways.

.... the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

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