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      02-22-2016, 12:57 PM   #23057
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He wears VCs, comfortable shoes, and sips lattes! 23 seconds to bleed out and your stash is mine, all mine
Haha... wait... I think I am supposed to be offended. For what it is worth, i don't drink latte's. Just plain black coffee - ever. But yeah, I would probably not bet on me in a fist fight. I might have to snipe you from afar while you are warming up. Not very sporting, but the loot will make me feel better.
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      02-22-2016, 01:03 PM   #23058
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Haha... wait... I think I am supposed to be offended. For what it is worth, i don't drink latte's. Just plain black coffee - ever. But yeah, I would probably not bet on me in a fist fight. I might have to snipe you from afar while you are warming up. Not very sporting, but the loot will make me feel better.
That is a good plan. There's no way C5 was showing up to this duel without packing heat.
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      02-22-2016, 01:05 PM   #23059
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That is a good plan. There's no way C5 was showing up to this duel without packing heat.
Uh oh... I should have kept my plan under wraps. If I recall correctly, C5 has a bit of a long gun collection that I cannot match. He will shoot me dead while I am still scouting for a perch in range. Damn you.
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Uh oh... I should have kept my plan under wraps. If I recall correctly, C5 has a bit of a long gun collection that I cannot match. He will shoot me dead while I am still scouting for a perch in range. Damn you.
just don't wear a shirt that says "I'm jtodd_fl" problem solved. I'll leave it to you to figure out who C5 is. I know he won't be wearing that shirt either.

Sounds like the hours leading up to death match will likely be the most interesting.
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lol

I had a sore throat pop up Thursday morning. Felt fine otherwise Thurs, Fri, Sat, & Sun morning. Typically when i wake up with a sore throat, i wake up congested the next morning. Not so this time so i figured maybe being in better shape was keeping more of the cold at bay. Sunday i decide to go for an easy bike ride. Well, it's not so easy to be riding so effortlessly and keep telling yourself you need to go slower. Was trying to keep my HR under 150, but it's a snooze fest doing that. So i ended up working harder than i wanted to. Paying the price now. Within 2 hours after riding, i started feeling much worse. Now i feel all achey and tired. Boo.

But yeah, have at it if i don't pull through.
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      02-22-2016, 01:30 PM   #23062
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Zicam. Guarantee you fell better. I've seen it work in under an hour. Zinc rich. I use lozenges but they have sprays. It's my winter miracle cure. My summer secret is zanfel. The ONLY treatment for poison oak, ivy, and sumac. It's real expensive(like $38 for 1.5 oz) but it unbinds the oil the makes you miserable. Wash with it and done.
I swear by Zicam as well, only thing is if I don't use it soon enough at the onsight of a cold, it only reduces the amount of time a little bit. If I catch that "feeling" and start using the spray, almost never get sick. The last time I had an actual cold besides once this year was about 3 years ago.
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      02-22-2016, 01:52 PM   #23064
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Zicam. Guarantee you fell better. I've seen it work in under an hour. Zinc rich. I use lozenges but they have sprays. It's my winter miracle cure. My summer secret is zanfel. The ONLY treatment for poison oak, ivy, and sumac. It's real expensive(like $38 for 1.5 oz) but it unbinds the oil the makes you miserable. Wash with it and done.
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I swear by Zicam as well, only thing is if I don't use it soon enough at the onsight of a cold, it only reduces the amount of time a little bit. If I catch that "feeling" and start using the spray, almost never get sick. The last time I had an actual cold besides once this year was about 3 years ago.
Stopping at the Pharmacy on the way home.

Besides, i heard from MKSixer that the Pharmacy chicks are hot.
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Stopping at the Pharmacy on the way home.

Besides, i heard from MKSixer that the Pharmacy chicks are hot.
Uhhhh, idk where you guys live, but the women at my Pharm are either 100 years old, or probably living under the bridge on the other side of town.
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Uhhhh, idk where you guys live, but the women at my Pharm are either 100 years old, or probably living under the bridge on the other side of town.
He meant pharmaceutical sales bitches were hot. I made stupid lame attempt at joke.
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He meant pharmaceutical sales bitches were hot. I made stupid lame attempt at joke.
Oh well fuck yeah they are, sex sells..., drugs?


Damn, I need to find a new dealer.
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      02-22-2016, 02:00 PM   #23068
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He meant pharmaceutical sales bitches were hot. I made stupid lame attempt at joke.
You're forgiven. Rumor has it that you may have a cold (and/or herpes).
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You're forgiven. Rumor has it that you may have a cold (and/or herpes).
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Uh oh... I should have kept my plan under wraps. If I recall correctly, C5 has a bit of a long gun collection that I cannot match. He will shoot me dead while I am still scouting for a perch in range. Damn you.
Speaking of long guns and wraps and stuff...from BITD when life sucked less, ammo was cheaper, and my data book was current. My god, that day was horrible...

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      02-22-2016, 02:59 PM   #23072
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Speaking of long guns and wraps and stuff...from BITD when life sucked less, ammo was cheaper, and my data book was current. My god, that day was horrible...

*sniff* I miss cheap ammo. I cannot quite see what that is... it is not a .50 is it? I don't see a carry handle, but it is wrapped up pretty good. Also, must be a bitch to shoot with that big square black mask on.
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*sniff* I miss cheap ammo. I cannot quite see what that is... it is not a .50 is it? I don't see a carry handle, but it is wrapped up pretty good. Also, must be a bitch to shoot with that big square black mask on.
Aww. You hurt our girls feelings.

She had a bad hair day. Get over it.
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I cannot quite see what that is... it is not a .50 is it? I don't see a carry handle, but it is wrapped up pretty good.
M24 SWS with burlap. Contrary to popular belief, there's nothing long and black in nature.

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Also, must be a bitch to shoot with that big square black mask on.
Training for Al Queefa. Shhhhh...

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M24 SWS with burlap. Contrary to popular belief, there's nothing long and black in nature.



Training for Al Queefa. Shhhhh...
Been curious, and this is as good a chance to ask as any. Probably everyone besides me (the new) already knows. The C5 in your name - refers to the car or the plane? I am guessing the plane, but curious.
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Been curious, and this is as good a chance to ask as any. Probably everyone besides me (the new) already knows. The C5 in your name - refers to the car or the plane? I am guessing the plane, but curious.
Car. As I've answered before, this was not .mil, but OGA.
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