What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pfffft, yeah I've fucking heard that crop of shit before.

I'm sorr...oh right

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You need a passport, dweebus...

I think I still have my Enhanced MI license that allows me into Canada and Mehico. Unless it's expired, then she will need to come to the states.

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm sorr...oh right

Dude, don't even start with me already.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey asswipe, if you're visiting Moddie, you better visit me

Don't worry, i'm pretty sure he's only actually planning on visiting female BP members since that's all he's done so far.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.


To each their own.

For once- I agree with you.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Dude, don't even start with me already.

What's this start shit? Welcome to two months ago

[Biorin]

I glanced back briefly through this thread and all I can gather is that Axius is having sex with everyone on BP? Is he courting us first at least? Can I go before 1MOREMOD? I don't want to catch his herpes.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Don't worry, i'm pretty sure he's only actually planning on visiting female BP members since that's all he's done so far.

Wait, ASBSECU AND ROHITSJA ARE FEMALES?! IVE BEEN TRICKED! DIDN'T EVEN GET A HJ FROM EITHER!

Originally Posted by C5driver

What's this start shit? Welcome to two months ago

That five letter S word makes me cringe.

Originally Posted by Biorin

I glanced back briefly through this thread and all I can gather is that Axius is having sex with everyone on BP? Is he courting us first at least? Can I go before 1MOREMOD? I don't want to catch his herpes.

I court those worth courting, and I fuck those worth fucking. It is highly dictated by the first encounter, because for all I know, you all could be fat hairy men behind the computer.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

I court those worth courting, and I fuck those worth fucking. It is highly dictated by the first encounter, because for all I know, you all could be fat hairy men behind the computer.

How did you... wait... this wasn't directed at me. Carry on.

[ASBSECU E93]

@EstorilM and shoei

En route to deliver the baby for the install

Looks like Estoril is the whipping boy now

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Wait, ASBSECU AND ROHITSJA ARE FEMALES?! IVE BEEN TRICKED! DIDN'T EVEN GET A HJ FROM EITHER!

That five letter S word makes me cringe.

I court those worth courting, and I fuck those worth fucking. It is highly dictated by the first encounter, because for all I know, you all could be fat hairy men behind the computer.

Can confirm - I'm a dude....

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@EstorilM and shoei

En route to deliver the baby for the install

Looks like Estoril is the whipping boy now

I don't think you understand... Estoril has an excuse, you don't... Zero... Zip... Zilch... Nada... Scrooge McDuck is the only reason you lagged and lagged and lagged...

You took so long, there's no more interest anymore... The excitement is gone...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Can confirm - I'm a dude....

But did NOT confirm that he didn't give Axius an hj. Interesting...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

I don't think you understand... Estoril has an excuse, you don't... Zero... Zip... Zilch... Nada... Scrooge McDuck is the only reason you lagged and lagged and lagged...

You took so long, there's no more interest anymore... The excitement is gone...

Oh, you're interested!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

But did NOT confirm that he didn't give Axius an hj. Interesting...

Haven't you learned anything from Axius ???

He does not put out on the first date!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Haven't you learned anything from Axius ???

He does not put out on the first date!

Duh, that's why Sara didn't get any.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

That five letter S word makes me cringe.

Lo siento, cabron

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Lo siento, cabron

**cabrón

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Meh, I have access to women here, not worth a 13 hour drive just for ass. Two different dates this weekend actually. Never been to New Orleans and it was New Years so it was something cool to do and see.


Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!

That's ok for me my friend , and it was not my problem ..
But I saw your comments too , and you found yourself alone in a bar posting with me ...Do you remember William ?
So from what I was reading, your New-Orleans adventure was one to forget .
BTW...This is/was not my business , because this is/was "your" private situation !
Amen .

[Verbiage]

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey shoei and EstorilM, my MPG in a 2 1/2 ton SUV during my trip to drop off the M for the install

34 MPG!!!!

[ASBSECU E93]

Fuq'n App...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey shoei and EstorilM, my MPG in a 2 1/2 ton SUV during my trip to drop off the M for the install

34 MPG!!!!

As Lord Vader would say, 'Impressive.'