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      Today, 03:17 PM   #3367
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Well done.

Just this morning, I was arguing that we shouldn't celebrate Valentines Day if she was not going to observe the March "holiday" being Steak and BJ day.

She advanced the view that just because I made up a day in March doesn't make it as significant as Valentine's Day. Counsel for the defence proposed that my opinion on what constitutes a day of celebration is in no way inferior to whoever it was that first made up Valentine's day and thus equal weighting should be given to both.

The jury is still out. But counsel for the defense is already considering avenues of appeal based on the looks received to their closing arguments.

Defence could use some help from the forums. Any female input that could destroy her case? bimmette and Lups ? Otherwise, I think I might lose this one. And I do truly hate losing.
Tell her you know a chick who's father-in-law bought a brand new chainsaw today and cut her hair. That sentence will keep her busy for long enough that she won't be haunting you and if she tries to skip the bj and steaks day, remind her of that again.
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Update: Got her some things she likes for Valentine's Day, including roses (She likes roses). She was very happy and we spent time together.

I still get kisses from time to time, but not much else. She's a great catch, but I can't keep this up forever. If I don't start seeing the possibility of starting a real relationship soon or getting more benefits, I'm going to have to end it. Otherwise, it's just frustrating and I can't keep doing this to myself. I marked my calendar. Lol.

Judge away.
If she kisses you she wants more. Usually.
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Update: Got her some things she likes for Valentine's Day, including roses (She likes roses). She was very happy and we spent time together.

I still get kisses from time to time, but not much else. She's a great catch, but I can't keep this up forever. If I don't start seeing the possibility of starting a real relationship soon or getting more benefits, I'm going to have to end it. Otherwise, it's just frustrating and I can't keep doing this to myself. I marked my calendar. Lol.

Judge away.
This is where you should initiate a conversation with her and explain how you feel. At this point if what you are doing is causing issues for you and she isn't in a place where she can commit, then you should stop. Never put yourself at risk for someone else if it causes you mental instability.
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If she kisses you she wants more. Usually.
She seemed to enjoy doing other things, but it's been off the table for a while now. I think she's in some sort of moral fight with herself or she's crazy. Either way, I can't keep being a girlfriend with a penis.
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This is where you should initiate a conversation with her and explain how you feel. At this point if what you are doing is causing issues for you and she isn't in a place where she can commit, then you should stop. Never put yourself at risk for someone else if it causes you mental instability.
I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
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I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
Valid. You can't waste your life waiting on possibilities. It either is or it isn't. No amount of waiting will change that and you have better things to do.
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I did and she said to give it more time and that it COULD happen, but that she couldn't guarantee it.

So yeah, the date is set.
Tell her you’ll settle for a steak and a bj day... like soon. Let us know what she says.
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