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      05-10-2020, 05:53 PM   #27281
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Hahahaha... This really hits home. My 1st wife was a bit crazy, but my second wife was a batshit crazy hairdresser/salon owner. I figured it out after that. 3rd wife is a charm.
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      05-10-2020, 05:54 PM   #27282
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      05-10-2020, 05:56 PM   #27284
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      05-10-2020, 06:06 PM   #27285
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      05-10-2020, 07:09 PM   #27288
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      05-10-2020, 09:32 PM   #27289
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Hot but crazy. Was she a hairdresser as well?



FTFY...
Lol...no.

But she had hair down to her waist almost. Never seen someone with hair so long that looked that good.

LOL....she was the one that was taller than me. I remember her showing me one of the photo ads once.

It was a picture of one of their Scooters with her on it and said something along the lines of.. "I didn't make this particular model, I just make it look good".

She was also a "hand" model. I didn't even know they had those at that time.
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      05-11-2020, 08:46 AM   #27291
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Lol...no.

But she had hair down to her waist almost. Never seen someone with hair so long that looked that good.

LOL....she was the one that was taller than me. I remember her showing me one of the photo ads once.

It was a picture of one of their Scooters with her on it and said something along the lines of.. "I didn't make this particular model, I just make it look good".

She was also a "hand" model. I didn't even know they had those at that time.
Yes. I knew a hand model and a foot model as well as 2 hair box models. No shiznet.

One night we were playing poker and smoking cigars in grad school...it was an all night game and the TV was running on the background when the Shopping Network came on selling some rings or some such. The model had horrible hands...almost like a witch. I'm not joking. As I had consumed a couple of gin and tonics, I took it upon myself to call the 800 number and inform them that they were ruining their sales with her horrible hands and to at least put lotion on them if she was going to stay on the air. They took her off. We laughed the rest of the night about it!!
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For you Unc!

Still doen't clarify, but assuming 16,000 pounds of plankton a day produces more than a cubic seahorse. Cubic seahorse? Is that a unit of measure?
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