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      03-23-2017, 01:12 PM   #1
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      03-23-2017, 01:13 PM   #2
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Damn it!!! Now you messed up my Google search test, to see if my network is connected or not It's going to be way to hard to search "Bananas -Aatish"
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Bananas are gross. Mushy monkey food. However, in bread form, is quite delectable.


Shnozberries on the other hand....
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      03-23-2017, 01:17 PM   #4
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Damn it!!! Now you messed up my Google search test, to see if my network is connected or not It's going to be way to hard to search "Bananas -Aatish"
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      03-23-2017, 01:18 PM   #5
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Bananas are gross. Mushy monkey food. However, in bread form, is quite delectable.


Shnozberries on the other hand....
Heard those taste like Snozzberries

Pretty wild, eh?
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Bananas are gross. Mushy monkey food. However, in bread form, is quite delectable.


Shnozberries on the other hand....
no, no and NO! Why you want rotten, mushy monkey food baked into a bread
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I'd never try em. Sounds scary.


I would however, like to try some 'member berries!
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no, no and NO! Why you want rotten, mushy monkey food baked into a bread
You're dead to me! Everybody loves banana bread! That soothing feeling of cinnamon and sugar coated crust, warmed up with a slab of butter, that gently dribbles down your chin and stains your favorite blouse.
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      03-23-2017, 01:24 PM   #11
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You're dead to me! Everybody loves banana bread! That soothing feeling of cinnamon and sugar coated crust, warmed up with a slab of butter, that gently dribbles down your chin and stains your favorite blouse.
Pumpkin bread, Oh YEAH. Even zucchini bread, done up the way you mention.

Leave the un-breaded bananas to make the mess on yur blouse
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Pumpkin bread, Oh YEAH. Even zucchini bread, done up the way you mention.

Leave the un-breaded bananas to make the mess on yur blouse
Don't sit there any try to criticize me for putting fruit in my bread, when you're over here making vegetable bread, you heathen.


Let me guess, you probably enjoy pumpernickel bread too.
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I'd never try em. Sounds scary.


I would however, like to try some 'member berries!
Which member's berries specifically would you like to place in your mouth?

Just curious....
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Don't sit there any try to criticize me for putting fruit in my bread, when you're over here making vegetable bread, you heathen.


Let me guess, you probably enjoy pumpernickel bread too.
Don't you DARE sass me nor try to group me in with those extremist pumpernickels
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Which member's berries specifically would you like to place in your mouth?

Just curious....
If I really had to choose...., hmmmm...,


Lups or Biorin.

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Don't you DARE sass me nor try to group me in with those extremist pumpernickels
I'm not a woman, so I do not sass. I simply calls it as I sees it.


It's up to us to remove the pumpernickels from society..., need to start passing out applications for the removal team luncheon...., shit
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      03-23-2017, 01:51 PM   #20
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I'm offended by the lack of grapefruit(s) in this thread. Fuck the white and yellow supremacists.
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I'd never try em. Sounds scary.


I would however, like to try some 'member berries!
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Which member's berries specifically would you like to place in your mouth?

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If I really had to choose...., hmmmm...,


Lups or Biorin.
Ahh, those are not options I'm afraid. I believe they only have the sprig that normally said berries are attached to, but I don't believe either have indicated they also have the berries to go along with it.

Both are strangely fixated on the sprig for some reason. They completely ignore the berries. Typical.
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Ahh, those are not options I'm afraid. I believe they only have the sprig that normally said berries are attached to, but I don't believe either have indicated they also have the berries to go along with it.

Both are strangely fixated on the sprig for some reason. They completely ignore the berries. Typical.
Ah you see, they are options, for you never laid out any ground rules. You made the mistake of giving me my own freedom of choice, can't go back on something like that. I've tasted freedom, you have no rule over me.

From what I've *heard*, they don't have berries anyways. Just giant cantaloupes that would put any man to shame. Giant..., titanium..., cantaloupes.
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