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      01-12-2016, 07:05 PM   #20923
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Too close to tornado alley, sooo

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      01-12-2016, 07:14 PM   #20924
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@Sara504 sorry, but I'm leaving you.

I will now begin courtship of mksixers daughter in hopes to break into the will.


Gotta hustle somehow.
Lol!

She asked to drive the i8 and I told her that she has to read the owners manual from cover-to-cover and then we can discuss the possibility. She didn't bat an eye and told me, 'No problem...I'm going to get it from your car now'. Ugh.
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      01-12-2016, 07:19 PM   #20925
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Waiting for gulf coast
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We need an Eye Report!
Snap to it!!
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      01-12-2016, 07:26 PM   #20926
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...not long for BP this evening...

Oxycodone is a hell of a drug
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      01-12-2016, 07:41 PM   #20927
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Hey!
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Snap to it!!
You can see for yourself this weekend






In all seriousness it's 95% gone. I think one or two more hot compresses and finishing the antibiotics and it should be gone. I wore make up today. Felt normal again lol
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      01-12-2016, 07:45 PM   #20928
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This is how i imagine dating Sara would be.

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      01-12-2016, 07:47 PM   #20929
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This is how i imagine dating Sara would be.

That's funny... Because I actually imagine that's what it's like for women to date you? Judging from your posts on here...
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      01-12-2016, 07:49 PM   #20930
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You can see for yourself this weekend






In all seriousness it's 95% gone. I think one or two more hot compresses and finishing the antibiotics and it should be gone. I wore make up today. Felt normal again lol
Sounds good!

Glad it's clearing up so well. You won't have to wear .
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That's funny... Because I actually imagine that's what it's like for women to date you? Judging from your posts on here...

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That's funny... Because I actually imagine that's what it's like for women to date you? Judging from your posts on here...
More like this... (Guido)
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And I wonder why I'm single
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      01-12-2016, 08:22 PM   #20935
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And I wonder why I'm single
Oh that's an entirely new thread... Not enough space here, silly...
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      01-12-2016, 08:25 PM   #20936
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I make my self available when I want to be, I don't gripe every ten minutes if you don't text me. I don't get it. What more could a guy want?
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More like this... (Guido)
Mr Attorney was the one who really got you wrapped around his finger.

"If i dont hear from him by 10am it's over..".
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      01-12-2016, 08:31 PM   #20938
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Mr Attorney was the one who really got you wrapped around his finger.

"If i dont hear from him by 10am it's over..".
God damn cheater
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      01-13-2016, 12:29 AM   #20939
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well....after a couple months of 'socializing' - Waffles, BB, and CC are one big happy family...until I break out the apple snacks.

Then Waffles goes all ape shit and chases the poor little girls away to 'Bogart' the treats
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well....after a couple months of 'socializing' - Waffles, BB, and CC are one big happy family...until I break out the apple snacks.

Then Waffles goes all ape shit and chases the poor little girls away to 'Bogart' the treats
Are you all doped up on oxycodone right now or something?
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Are you all doped up on oxycodone right now or something?
That was earlier....like 6 hours ago
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      01-13-2016, 05:24 AM   #20943
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So who near white plains wants to grab drinks next week?

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I will be in the area visiting clients, let me know which days more specifically, Im always down for a beer!
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