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      01-12-2010, 05:47 PM   #155
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Seems like everybody is getting tattos now. 9 pages in 5 hours that has to be a record.
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      01-12-2010, 05:48 PM   #156
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Nipple rings are awesome, until she looses them in the middle of the night. Love a chick with a nice clean tat too.

"Tattoo on the lower back?" Might was well be a bulls-eye.

I have two on my lower back
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      01-12-2010, 05:49 PM   #157
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What happens if she looses them in the middle of the night? Do they poke you, or swallow them?
Not so much either, the problem is when you're having sex and they keep falling out.

"Dammit I lost my nipple ring."

"Opps."

"Crap there it goes again."

Completely kills the mood for me.
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      01-12-2010, 05:50 PM   #158
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The poll is so biased I see a lot of female 3 series drivers around school usually all 28ers but still I probably see 30% of 335i drivers as females.
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      01-12-2010, 05:51 PM   #159
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I have two on my lower back
So girls think lower back tattos are "cute?" I mean, I certainly do...
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      01-12-2010, 05:52 PM   #160
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Tats are addictive as hell! It's like a damn lay's potatoe chip, "you can't just have one." I started with one on my back wing, now I have 9 and sooo many hours and $$ invested lol. Worse for me were the two gargoyles I have on both sides of my ribs! Thank gawd I dont have to do that again...only because there's no more room lol.
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      01-12-2010, 05:54 PM   #161
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oh i get it, lol. Me and my girl are past all that. I often take breaks to check on the soccer game scores and stuff like that or to grab a guinness!
Guinness, My man.

Think our chicks look similar too: Dark hair, blue eyes.

Double D's + nipple rings= WIN in my book.

*High-fives*
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The poll is so biased I see a lot of female 3 series drivers around school usually all 28ers but still I probably see 30% of 335i drivers as females.
bro... this was biased from the get-go. how many female forum members do you think we have?
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      01-12-2010, 05:56 PM   #163
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My girl is a d, not rockin' the doubles or else she would fall over. lol.
I want DD's
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      01-12-2010, 05:57 PM   #164
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Double D's are hot.

Especially if you like boobs. Have to be careful though. You don't want the chick to have a peanut head.

Sara you would have a peanut head.....
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I want DD's
there's always bolt ons.
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      01-12-2010, 06:00 PM   #166
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I actually think my girls are bigger then d's. I dont know, I cant remember what she is.
i demand proof. pics? ?
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      01-12-2010, 06:00 PM   #167
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I actually think my girls are bigger then d's. I dont know, I cant remember what she is.


You don't know what cup size your girl is?

Common son, get with the program here.
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      01-12-2010, 06:04 PM   #168
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i demand proof. pics? ?
Prowess doesn't want dudes on e90post fapping to his girl. I don't blame him. He's probably regretting the pics he did post.


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I dont know, I thought it was d, but maybe they are growing, lol.
Clearly not a boob man...

I can walk down the street, C cup, D, etc....
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      01-12-2010, 06:04 PM   #169
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You're all a bunch of bitches...

Disclaimer of Liability: With respect to the choice of words used in this obviously sarcastic statement I tag824 do not express or imply anyone is a bitch, nor do I assumes any liability or responsibility for the lack of anyone's sense of humor or comedic derision. I love you all.
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      01-12-2010, 06:08 PM   #170
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Need a link, if you dare post it here lol.

Too lazy to pull up your old thread.
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      01-12-2010, 06:13 PM   #171
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chris this thread got big.. and btw.. im not a girl LOL i just fucked up hahah
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      01-12-2010, 06:13 PM   #172
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Dont be telling people about that old thread. Im still getting crap for it, lol.
Damn haters...


Btw where oh where has Sara gone? Hope I didn't run her off calling her a peanut.
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      01-12-2010, 06:15 PM   #173
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Damn haters...


Btw where oh where has Sara gone? Hope I didn't run her off calling her a peanut.
Back now.
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      01-12-2010, 06:15 PM   #174
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i didnt read that right away...so right, people take things too serious sometimes
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      01-12-2010, 06:16 PM   #175
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Tell sara to post one, then ill post one. We need a boob comparo.
I'll lose the ring if I do that.
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      01-12-2010, 06:16 PM   #176
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Remember the thread that I posted with my car and me. WOW that was a crazy thread. 300+ replies and like tens of thousands of views.

Repost / link your thread please. .
...... curious to how beautiful your legs are.
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