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      02-03-2016, 01:35 PM   #111
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Wish that was daily routine in the am. Would get me going better than food.
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I also like drinking protein or Kefir in the am.
Just get your wife in the same habit.
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I also like drinking protein or Kefir in the am.
Just get your wife in the same habit.
I just had a pretzel go down the wrong pipe... Not sure now if tears are from laughing or choking... This too also applicable to the blowjob / swallow / gag posts however...
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      02-03-2016, 01:41 PM   #113
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I just had a pretzel go down the wrong pipe... Not sure now if tears are from laughing or choking... This too also applicable to the blowjob / swallow / gag posts however...
You're hired. How big was said pretzel and how far down throat did you get it?
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      02-03-2016, 01:42 PM   #114
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You're hired. How big was said pretzel and how far down throat did you get it?
Pretzel stick? Call 1MOREMOD
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      02-03-2016, 01:45 PM   #116
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So you do anal also?
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      02-03-2016, 01:52 PM   #117
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So you do anal also?
Yeah, but never with another dude before. Thanks for offering, though?
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      02-03-2016, 01:56 PM   #118
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So you do anal also?
Yeah, but never with another dude before. Thanks for offering, though?
We're all females here if you want us to be, jtodd... Shhhh, just close your eyes, 1moremod won't hurt you... He promises you won't feel a thing...

Mostly won't feel a thing...
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We're all females here if you want us to be, jtodd... Shhhh, just close your eyes, 1moremod won't hurt you... He promises you won't feel a thing...

Mostly won't feel a thing...
This may be the most horrifying thing I have read in a long time. I am going to go have sex with my wife now and try to pretend I never read this. [shudders]
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We're all females here if you want us to be, jtodd... Shhhh, just close your eyes, 1moremod won't hurt you... He promises you won't feel a thing...

Mostly won't feel a thing...
This may be the most horrifying thing I have read in a long time. I am going to go have sex with my wife now and try to pretend I never read this. [shudders]
You mean - you are going to have sex with your wife and imagine 1moremod ? His picture is in his avatar if you didn't already gaze lovingly at it...

You are welcome and please enjoy sexy time with your wife...

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Okay getting creepy now
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      02-03-2016, 02:13 PM   #124
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We're all females here if you want us to be, jtodd... Shhhh, just close your eyes, 1moremod won't hurt you... He promises you won't feel a thing...

Mostly won't feel a thing...
It's like an unsharpened golf pencil anal or oral shouldn't bother you
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We're all females here if you want us to be, jtodd... Shhhh, just close your eyes, 1moremod won't hurt you... He promises you won't feel a thing...

Mostly won't feel a thing...
It's like an unsharpened gold pencil anal or oral shouldn't bother you
I thought you said it was getting creepy now ??!!

I think it's too late, we crossed that line awhile back now... We has no choice but to keep running with it at full speed...
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You mean - you are going to have sex with your wife and imagine 1moremod ? His picture is in his avatar if you didn't already gaze lovingly at it...

You are welcome and please enjoy sexy time with your wife...

I knew I should have gone sooner... this whole time I thought that was just a beach shot. Now I cannot help but see it. Thanks for that! Looks like we'll be moving the action to the shower so I can cleanse myself at the same time...
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      02-03-2016, 02:23 PM   #127
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You mean - you are going to have sex with your wife and imagine 1moremod ? His picture is in his avatar if you didn't already gaze lovingly at it...

You are welcome and please enjoy sexy time with your wife...

I knew I should have gone sooner... this whole time I thought that was just a beach shot. Now I cannot help but see it. Thanks for that! Looks like we'll be moving the action to the shower so I can cleanse myself at the same time...
Bleach... Clorox bleach not the cheap shit...

And you might want to pour it into your eyes... Can't fix your soul, that shiets tainted now...
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      02-03-2016, 02:30 PM   #128
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I thought you said it was getting creepy now ??!!

I think it's too late, we crossed that line awhile back now... We has no choice but to keep running with it at full speed...
I have little self control for some things. Sorry lady
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      02-03-2016, 03:08 PM   #129
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      02-03-2016, 03:32 PM   #131
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