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      08-04-2015, 08:48 AM   #111
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Man.....Now my stomach hurts from laughing !
About that pic....I would sit on the car, and she.....
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      08-04-2015, 09:02 AM   #113
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Chick looks desperate for a man in a fitted suit. Guy looks like he desperately wants to be held by a man.. Yup I would say that pic captures you guys perfectly.

No worries my friend , I would take her in the right position .
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      08-04-2015, 09:03 AM   #114
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No worries my friend , I would take her in the right position .
There rarely is a wrong position if the lady is flexible.
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      08-04-2015, 09:06 AM   #115
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There rarely is a wrong position if the lady is flexible.
Yeah, the Kamasutra is the answer .
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      08-04-2015, 09:09 AM   #116
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This is how i picture bimmette raising a kid, since she has trust issues.

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This is how i picture bimmette raising a kid, since she has trust issues.

That's really amazing because she looks still like Tara .
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      08-04-2015, 09:55 AM   #118
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His name would not be Marcus by any chance(Cheese Man/Lady)?
No, he isn't. I went in yesterday and asked.

Cam or something is his name.
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      08-04-2015, 10:47 AM   #120
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      08-04-2015, 10:51 AM   #121
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Belgium and/or that kid from Taiwan that was always asking Billup for girl advice (grimlock):
Where is grimlock ?
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Where is grimlock ?
No can do, I used ally mcbeal pic already.

It took half an episode over a decade ago and I still have nightmares of her.
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      08-04-2015, 11:14 AM   #124
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      08-04-2015, 11:18 AM   #125
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I'm not a girl!
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      08-04-2015, 11:36 AM   #128
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This is how I picture Lups.


Wow. I'm flattered like never before. Thank you.

Damn, I'm perfect.
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      08-04-2015, 11:39 AM   #129
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I'm not a girl!
Mate, I could have sworn that at some point you said you were a woman. Not trolling! Way to confuse people on this forum!
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Mate, I could have sworn that at some point you said you were a woman. Not trolling! Way to confuse people on this forum!
No worries bud, but it might just be you.
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      08-04-2015, 11:46 AM   #131
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That's because you've never been confused with being a guy....
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That's because you've never been confused with being a guy....
Lol, I have! I still am.

@Litos told the guys here I'm a 48 year old man who doesn't shower and that image is working for me still.
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