What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I recommend the following attire:

Cargo shorts with frayed seams - more frayed the better the wife likes it...
Slightly wrinkled t-shirt....if you wore the shirt the prior day and it's not too smelly, perfect
Lastly - Foot attire....I would go with Teva's or yuppie flip flops.
As always - baseball hat is optional....

ROFL....
Great advice!

If i cannot find wrinkled t-shirt, I might have to go with my old used ragged up work uniform. Sometimes I wish I had a mechanic uniform. They got the coolest uniform with the name tag on it. haha

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I recommend the following attire:

Cargo shorts with frayed seams - more frayed the better the wife likes it...
Slightly wrinkled t-shirt....if you wore the shirt the prior day and it's not too smelly, perfect
Lastly - Foot attire....I would go with Teva's or yuppie flip flops.
As always - baseball hat is optional....

Will you marry me?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Only if you change your gold digging criteria. At best you land this guy, be a trophy wife while he signs up for Ashley Madison part deux. You divorce, take him for half and you end up drinking your life away as a cougar housewife that no one (even the pool boy) won't touch even with ///M Power-Belgium 's dick. Daughter will probably end up on the pole with daddy issues.

The guy that might be right for you could be a guy who owns a restaurant, wears and apron, works long hours, has a crappy credit score because he's highly utilized on loans to buy his business. He has drive. You give this guy a chance and maybe together you guys build an empire where he franchises his restaurants, makes boatloads, buys you nice things after you've learned the value of a dollar and is a good father to your daughter. Retire together.

But wait you'll never have that since you didn't give the guy a chance.

With your list you have eliminated half of the decent guys out there, and if I was a betting man, I wouldn't take those odds.

Hence no faith...but again Sara you don't owe anything to me, so go do you.

He...he...he...I saw that my Greek friend !

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

He...he...he...I saw that my Greek friend !

Aren't you jealous that your precious is going out with another?

:

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp

Sara that's me you are talking about !
Damn...Now I'm really jealous...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Aren't you jealous that your precious is going out with another?

:

Check above my friend !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Will you marry me?

With your avatar...Yes I do !

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

With your avatar...Yes I do !

Baseball hat, Royal Robbins cargo shorts, t-shirt, Birkenstocks, and backpack is my weekend look.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Will you marry me?

Can we come to the wedding?!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Can we come to the wedding?!

He hasn't said yes

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Are these commercial or ones on your property that you're raising?

Backyard, only 5 of them this year. I tried to pick up the 2 Toms yesterday, I put them at about 45lbs right now. The hens a about 1/3 smaller. I think we had an even dozen last year, but it was way too rough on the guy who slaughtered them for us. This year I hope to learn a bit more about the proper way to gut them. There is apparently one specific organ that you have to get out without it spilling its contents, or the meat gets ruined. Never had that issue with the chickens. It's pretty easy to slaughter and remove the feathers.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Baseball hat, Royal Robbins cargo shorts, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks, and backpack is my weekend look.

I was wearing today the clothes of a scarecrow because I was trimming the other hedges around my house !
Had yesterday 51 insect bites , so I tried today a special spray-on product to scare the shit out of them .
Now the total is only 63 , but I've some serious bites in my underpants...You know where...
Actually it's my fault because I was thinking.. should I spray the thing on my dick or not and thought nahh..
So right now the bottle of vinegar stands by me...
Finally done outside , looks good around my house now...but not in my pants !
So my thing is out of use for a few days .

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Backyard, only 5 of them this year. I tried to pick up the 2 Toms yesterday, I put them at about 45lbs right now. The hens a about 1/3 smaller. I think we had an even dozen last year, but it was way too rough on the guy who slaughtered them for us. This year I hope to learn a bit more about the proper way to gut them. There is apparently one specific organ that you have to get out without it spilling its contents, or the meat gets ruined. Never had that issue with the chickens. It's pretty easy to slaughter and remove the feathers.

Very cool. Wringing it's neck is probably out of the question

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

How about salt?
I usually sink the bird in salt water for two days.

My dad has high blood pressure, so we limit the salt on the preparation. I personally inherited my blood pressure from mom, so put about 1/2 a shaker of salt on my mashed potatoes.

Originally Posted by Lups

I saved your post to my emails. I am so pumping you for extra knowledge when the season hits. Thanks, Mr hair model!

She says to the guy that shaves his whole head.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Very cool. Wringing it's neck is probably out of the question

I hear about that all the time for even the chickens, but can't imagine doing it.
For the turkeys, we wrap then in a burlap bag and tape them up real good, then hang them by their feet for about 2 minutes over a beer keg pan, then just slit their throat and bleed them out. Their heads feel so weird, all warm and bumpy and shit. I don't like touching the heads.

[CANGRKE70]

When my wife go out for a drink on a patio I'm usually dressed like this...

She likes it...

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

hang them by their feet for about 2 minutes over a beer keg pan

Why 2 minutes before bleeding them?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

He hasn't said yes

Would never work out....I'm southern redneck...and, you're not

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Would never work out....I'm southern redneck...and, you're not

What a dick. There goes Anna's donkey ride...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Would never work out....I'm southern redneck...and, you're not

Originally Posted by C5driver

What a dick. There goes Anna's donkey ride...

Yeah, wtf Abs?! Use sun block and get over it! Think abt it, you could call the ball W16!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My dad has high blood pressure, so we limit the salt on the preparation. I personally inherited my blood pressure from mom, so put about 1/2 a shaker of salt on my mashed potatoes.



She says to the guy that shaves his whole head.

You can't fool me! I know the avatar photo is you in person!

Thanks, apparently we are only ones here with a cooking hobby, I'm always hunting for new recipes.

Btw, where does the hamburger go in this?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

as for Sara504 - Just go have fun. I know you are kidding about stuff, but don't over think about his credit score, his accounts, etc. However, you did good by picking BMW driver on this forum (?)

We have a week to go so a lot can happen and plans can change between now and then but cross your fingers for me!