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[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

I still miss my e92, I'm not gonna lie... Even though I'm just doing stupid shit to my f80... There wasn't as many wonderful things that I could do to my e92...

And paying "M-Tax" on parts for a current gen M car is kinda brutal...

'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I think it's been discussed that these guys are scared of big girls like me. They like those skinny b*tches.

I'm pretty skinny but my coworkers tell me I'd be really successful in prison. That's nice of them, I think?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm pretty skinny but my coworkers tell me I'd be really successful in prison. That's nice of them, I think?

Yes, definitely a compliment. Sometimes the tiny ones are the most dangerous.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm pretty skinny but my coworkers tell me I'd be really successful in prison. That's nice of them, I think?

Because you would kill someone first day in, but you're so small, nobody would think you had it in you. What they wouldn't realize is that you are 90% killer and 10% small female human with a mustache.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Because you would kill someone first day in, but you're so small, nobody would think you had it in you. What they wouldn't realize is that you are 90% killer and 10% small female human with a mustache.

They do a pretty thorough cavity check on the first day, to look for sharp objects


my friend says . . .

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

They do a pretty thorough cavity check on the first day, to look for sharp objects


my friend says . . .

I don't believe he literally meant "had it IN you"

I hope.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

They do a pretty thorough cavity check on the first day, to look for sharp objects


my friend says . . .

Cavity check? Do inmates really use their fillings to make sharp stabby objects?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't believe he literally meant "had it IN you"

I hope.

He's old. I forget I need to word things in a critical manner, otherwise he will get confoosed.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Cavity check? Do inmates really use their fillings to make sharp stabby objects?

You would make such a fine young noob someday

[nyalpine90]

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

You would make such a fine young noob someday

I'm a hardened criminal. Just today I went 8 miles an hour over the speed limit. Only issue is..., I'm too fast to get caught by the cops.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.

It feels good.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.

Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...

ayyyyy look who it is

ShUZI!!!

bang bang skeet skeet motha fuckaaaa

firin blanks since day 1

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...

You better hurry up - the hybrid turbos are going on TODAY with the larger meth nozzle and tune next week.

I'd hate for a DIESEL to put a couple car lengths on that new M4

[Axius]

Is this what it feels like to be around people in a retirement home?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah, at first I thought it was the motorcyclists fault, but could have been the car running the light also. That's one thing I am not very good at, is watching intersections when the light is green or just turns green. Hopefully I don't die, but the risk is always assumed.

Speed limit is 40 there. No way a 500 pound object spun a 3500 pound object 180 degrees at 40mph. At least i highly doubt it. Had to be doing at least double. A lot of tards ride down here with no head light either.

I was really vigilant about that kind of stuff. Flashed my high/low head lights when going through an empty intersection and constantly flashed my tail lights when sitting at a light. For some reason getting plowed from behind always had me worried.

Low hanging fruit, swing away. lol

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That's terrible. Regardless of who's fault it is, driving by a biker lying there dead isn't pleasant. But I do see a lot that ride like total idiots. I was never one of them. Probably cause I don't have a set of balls or anything to prove.

A while back a friends brother died on this street a few blocks from my house. She told me that a "stupid fvcking idiot driving a car pulled out in front of him." I later found out that he was passing a car (double yellow lines) while doing 90 in a 35 and a person pulled out into the oncoming lane in front of the car he was passing. Completely blind to the car pulling out into the oncoming lane and the rider until it was too late.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius - don't make me drive up there with a can of baked beans....

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - don't make me drive up there with a can of baked beans....

Please come up here! I'd like to see a whale in person!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Speed limit is 40 there. No way a 500 pound object spun a 3500 pound object 180 degrees at 40mph. At least i highly doubt it. Had to be doing at least double. A lot of tards ride down here with no head light either.

I was really vigilant about that kind of stuff. Flashed my high/low head lights when going through an empty intersection and constantly flashed my tail lights when sitting at a light. For some reason getting plowed from behind always had me worried.

Low hanging fruit, swing away. lol

True, I hadn't dissected the picture enough other than seeing a dent and a dead guy. My biggest fear (if we want to call it that), is intersections. Whether stopped or moving, it's prime real estate for an accident whether car or bike.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - don't make me drive up there with a can of baked beans....

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN DARE. You'd probably pass out from your own dusty gas on the way here anyways!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You better hurry up - the hybrid turbos are going on TODAY with the larger meth nozzle and tune next week.

I'd hate for a DIESEL to put a couple car lengths on that new M4

First off, at least I know what cars you rocking... How many fucking times I gotta tell you it's a F80 and not a F82?!!

Hybrid / diesel / corn syrup turbos I don't care... Bring it... Shamu gonna need all those goodies to get all the wheels moving...

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

A while back a friends brother died on this street a few blocks from my house. She told me that a "stupid fvcking idiot driving a car pulled out in front of him." I later found out that he was passing a car (double yellow lines) while doing 90 in a 35 and a person pulled out into the oncoming lane in front of the car he was passing. Completely blind to the car pulling out into the oncoming lane and the rider until it was too late.

Cars/people are dangerous. I avoided riding next to anyone. Some people are complete animals and have zero regard for bikers too. I've been yelled at on the road and I've had guys try to get too close to make a point. Again, it was NYC. I'm better off not riding but down here, there are way less cars so I'm considering it again. It'll be a Z4MC or a bike but bikes will always be there, the coupes are scarce enough as it is.