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Wow, to think I read all 24 pages of this thread. Pure gold.
All I can say, is that unless you're 6 foot 7 and on a professional sports team, online dating is complete shit. I met my fiancé the normal way, in person, she was actually babysitting my brothers kids but while we were still single/just hanging out in the early days of the relationship I wanted to be sure she was the one. So what did I do? Loaded up Tinder, Bumble, Match, OkCupid, Shaadi and all those stupid ass apps. I even paid a professional photographer for awesome pictures of me lounging, playing soccer, at the bar with a drink, profile shots, and on my motorcycle. They were fucking drool worthy. Damn I wish I had dog too, that may have been better. I'm a fit fucking dude, the problem is I'm not tall and most girls screen out guys under 7 feet. Being tall is the most overrated characteristic in this world lol. Boy was online dating excoriating. Seriously, my fiancé is very good looking and 11 years younger than I (I'm 36) but the hits I was getting online just didn't jive with the girls that have historically been interested in me in real life. It sucked big time. Took a big hit on my ego until I realized the apps are a shit show. I did end up talking to some cool chicks but the vast majority were batshit crazy and of no interest to me at my age. Anyway, the whole online thing just confirmed to me that the person I had was amazing, so I popped the question. When I have the time, I'll post about my bat shit crazy ex from college and her lingerie parties. One of which was incredibly memorable Also, to the guys here, if you're gonna hookup with random chicks, wear a damn condom that fits and won't slip off. It's not embarrassing, just figure out which brands work and which dont. For everybody's sake. |
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depends...... cooking is a good skill to have
stops you eating out buying junk I love the "chemistry" of it, adding things together. Once you learn to cook for yourself and others "hungry men" dinners taste like cardboard |
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Set a table??? Get out of here with that shit. Some things are only useful if you're trying to marry them. You lose man points for knowing this and not being a servant. No one in here is going to take manly advice from someone who thought his oven was leaking water but somehow knows how to woo the ladies with knowing where the salad fork and soup spoon go. Being able to cook for a lady is one thing, knowing how to fold a napkin properly is something most women don't even know how to do. |
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while we were still single/just hanging out in the early days of the relationship |
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if im feeling like it most i'll do is light up a candle. look into mancans (manly candles) if that's youre thing, they actually smell awesome Quote:
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This right here is what made it sound like you were online dating while you "had her". So I could see the misconception. Last edited by Shiza; 09-18-2018 at 02:24 PM.. |
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mancans aren't that expensive; its a college here lol there's only so much "flexing" and "sophistication" you can pull off (maybe im not seeing your point because im thinking in a smaller frame?) and not look like a complete douche who can only get laid thanks to daddy's wallet |
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Reference: https://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1503702 https://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1529584 As for candles, dude; that's spot on. Low light/candles, good music, (If you need some new tunes, check out Chet Faker, Alex Claire, Two Feet, Hippie Sabotage, Glass Animals) and have your place smelling good (I use teak wood air diffusers from Bath and Body Works). As for music...Im always down for new recommendations if any of you have some good ones....excluding country. Hard to set the mood with that garbage.
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Here is the playlist I currently use. Always get positive feedback from the ladies on my musical taste. Alive Adelitas Way Love In an Elevator Aerosmith Walk This Way Aerosmith Take On Me A-Ha I Wanna The All-American Rejects Love Shack B-52's Can't Get Enough Bad Company Body Movin' Beastie Boys Colors Beck Poison Bell Biv Devoe I Gotta Feeling Black Eyed Peas Boom Boom Pow Black Eyed Peas No Diggity Blackstreet/Dr. Dre Livin' on a prayer Bon Jovi Let me Take you Home Tonight Boston Grenade Bruno Mars Locked Out Of Heaven Bruno Mars Treasure Bruno Mars Thats What I Like Bruno Mars 24K Magic Bruno Mars Just What I Needed The Cars Butterfly Crazy Town Just Like Heaven The Cure Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard Danza Kuduro (feat. Lucenzo) Don Omar Paralyzer Finger Eleven My House Flo Rida Get Low Flo Rida ft. T-Pain Right Round Flo-Rida feat. Kesha Dirty White Boy Foreigner Pony Ginuwine Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover Halestorm Take Me Home Tonight Hinder Here Comes The Hotstepper Ini Kamoze I Need You Tonight INXS Laid James CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! Justin Timberlake Rock Your Body Justin Timberlake Can't Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue Just Dance ft. Colby O'Donis Lady GaGa I want you to want me Letters to Cleo Doin' It LL Cool J Party Rock Anthem LMFAO Sexy and I Know It LMFAO Fantasy Mariah Carey Honey Mariah Carey Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars) Mark Ronson Stutter Maroon 5 Kiwi Maroon 5 Love Somebody Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger (feat. Christina Aguilera) [Studio Recording from The Voice Performance] Maroon 5 Lips on You Maroon 5 She Will Be Loved Maroon 5 Sunday Morning Maroon 5 Animals Maroon 5 the way you make me feel Michael Jackson dont stop til you get enough Michael Jackson Ride Wit Me feat. City Spud Nelly Hot In Herre Nelly Hella Good No Doubt If You Leave OMD Hey Ya! OutKast Happy Pharrell Williams Raise Your Glass Pink Every Breath You Take The Police 1999 Prince Let's Go Crazy Prince I Would Walk 500 Miles Proclaimers Blurred Lines Robin Thicke/T.I./Pharrell Beast Of Burden The Rolling Stones Crazy Seal Boombastic (Prod By Sting International) Shaggy It Wasn't Me Shaggy Don't You (Forget About Me) Simple Minds Santeria Sublime Caress Me Down Sublime Fly Sugar Ray Shivering Gold Tove Lo Stranger Tove Lo Romantics (feat. Daye Jack) Tove Lo Lady Wood Tove Lo Vibes Tove Lo My Gun Tove Lo Talking Body Tove Lo Got Love Tove Lo Paradise Tove Lo California Love (Original Version) Tupac Mysterious Ways U2 Yeah! Usher A Thousand Mile Vanessa Carlton Shut Up and Dance Walk the Moon Can't Feel My Face The Weeknd (If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To Weezer |
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The key is to be a bit of both. Be a manly man but also someone who cleans up nice and she isn't afraid to take to a family gathering or out to a nice restaurant.
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