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01-08-2020, 03:44 PM | #4556 |
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01-08-2020, 04:53 PM | #4558 | |
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01-08-2020, 04:58 PM | #4559 |
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01-08-2020, 05:15 PM | #4560 |
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01-09-2020, 07:55 AM | #4561 |
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01-10-2020, 07:10 AM | #4563 | |
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01-10-2020, 07:33 AM | #4564 |
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Considering how many women are date raped, I don't think it is all that dumb on the friend's part. The dumb one was the girl who didn't respond knowing what the circumstances would be if she didn't. A simple text like "hey, everything's going well, we are watching a movie" would have avoided the whole thing.
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01-10-2020, 07:51 AM | #4565 | |
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01-10-2020, 08:42 AM | #4566 |
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01-10-2020, 08:55 AM | #4567 |
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01-10-2020, 09:22 AM | #4568 |
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I'm alive! Back in the motherland and haven't been able to get on BP as often. In terms of dating: it's bad out here frens about 5-6 of my buddies from high school said they aren't opposed to picking up a "lady of the night", and a few were like "yo let me know how it goes i might slide later on too". I wont say who brought up the topic of attending a nightly entertainment session provided by a third party but we have thoroughly discussed the logistics of making this a reality. have never explicitly paid for sex, and it's been about 3 weeks now, and it's a really lucrative sounding idea |
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01-10-2020, 09:40 AM | #4569 |
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01-10-2020, 09:41 AM | #4570 | |
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I just can't bring myself to pay for sex. Rather just beat off if I'm in a rut. 100% agree that dating is a shit show these days. I have given up hope I'll find anyone worth a crap. |
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Hell you go on a date and pay for a movie and a nice dinner you are basically paying for sex anyway. Just go ahead pay for it upfront and avoid all the bullshit lol
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01-11-2020, 04:48 AM | #4573 | |
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exactly, that's why i said "never explicitly paid" lol |
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01-11-2020, 08:15 AM | #4574 | |
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Comparatively in that scenario you run the risk of paying and not seeing any immediate return on investment |
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01-11-2020, 08:50 AM | #4575 | |
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but yes, before i learned the fine details i used to be "that guy" who was probably saved as free food on many chicks' phones |
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