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      01-13-2017, 11:34 AM   #45277
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....aaannnddd YOU too?!?!

I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!
..., I can still taste it in my mouth.


Side question; How are things in Fletcher, NC? Place is looking for a tooling engineer out there, but I'm not sure what I'd do with the house. It's roughly 200 miles from here.
Fletcher NC is basically Arden, and is 20 minutes from downtown Asheville.

Great place - GREAT food and beer as you know. Lots of outdoor things to do and great roads for the bike.

Cost of living is high because of the R/E.

You could always rent your house write off any expenses against the income...
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      01-13-2017, 11:35 AM   #45278
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Fuq'n county ordinance on Farms and vicinity to city limits.

I had to take them to my parents farm
You'd think fun'n politicians would have better things to do than displace Waffles.
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      01-13-2017, 11:40 AM   #45279
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Fletcher NC is basically Arden, and is 20 minutes from downtown Asheville.

Great place - GREAT food and beer as you know. Lots of outdoor things to do and great roads for the bike.

Cost of living is high because of the R/E.

You could always rent your house write off any expenses against the income...
Good to know, thanks!

I'm in a toss up, part of me would like to find a new venture, but then the other part of me is reminding me that my current company is taking very good care of the situation and happily keeping me employed...
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      01-13-2017, 11:53 AM   #45280
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Axius - Remember, once you get past the food and beer, and the locale....Asheville is a very small place with a limited social nightlife and a high cost of living relative to the average wage paid.

It's also very eclectic in that your beliefs in the ability to carry personal protections devices is not so well received....
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MKSixer - they don't care about Waffles or the baby goats (BB and CC)
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MKSixer - they don't care about Waffles or the baby goats (BB and CC)
Fuq'rs.
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I do enjoy being social and running around like a gun toting lunatic...,



I asked if I could go work at the facility in Poland but haven't gotten a response yet.
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I had to take them to my parents farm
Wait, you live on a farm? And we call your cars pigs? LMFAO this is great!

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That's how I feel around all my friends, literally hang out with no one my own age. Everyone is at least 35+.


It actually helps make me feel youthful. It's gonna suck putting them all in nursing homes, just hope all this hard work will pay off and I get put in some wills.

He'll leave you all his farm animals.
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      01-13-2017, 12:11 PM   #45287
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He'll leave you all his farm animals.
I'm okay with that. There's two empty bedrooms in the house that could use tenants.
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I do enjoy being social and running around like a gun toting lunatic...,



I asked if I could go work at the facility in Poland but haven't gotten a response yet.
Im sure Poland will welcome you and all you're weapons with open arms.
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I'm okay with that. There's two empty bedrooms in the house that could use tenants.
You gonna run into the same problem Asb is having right now, No farm animals within the city limits.
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Im sure Poland will welcome you and all you're weapons with open arms.
And them Polish women..., count me in!

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You gonna run into the same problem Asb is having right now, No farm animals within the city limits.
If anything it'd be the HOA complaining.
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Fuq'n county ordinance on Farms and vicinity to city limits.

I had to take them to my parents farm
Wait, you live on a farm? And we call your cars pigs? LMFAO this is great!

Apparently I don't - hence I no longer have a donkey or goats.
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You gonna run into the same problem Asb is having right now, No farm animals within the city limits.
If anything it'd be the HOA complaining.
I knew a photographer who lived in Warsaw for several years. He did a lot of female nude art and the Polish models....

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I knew a photographer who lived in Warsaw for several years. He did a lot of female nude art and the Polish models....

[IMG]https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder386/10783386.jpg[/IMG]
Not sure if that's a risky click or not....


That'd be legit. I mean, all you need is a DSLR and you're basically a licensed photographer from what I've seen.
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Not sure if that's a risky click or not....


That'd be legit. I mean, all you need is a DSLR and you're basically a licensed photographer from what I've seen.
My money is on risqué click.
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Remember, our names have different spelling! It is Fylipi, of my west Indian heritage. I have noticed you do not like being called Belgie, why is that? It just seems to be a shortened version of your username?


I am well my friend! I took the M3 out today, it only has 365 miles on it. I will never hit the break in period. LOL. Snow/ice coming tomorrow, it will be...fantastic.
Yeah my friend I know your name is Fylipi , but that's written like my name Philippe over here in Belgium.
Here is the solution..
I am Philippe 1 .
You are Philippe 2 .


Indeed , I don't like Belgie (Belgium)
You ask why ?
That's pretty simple Philippe 2 , my country Belgie (Belgium) is actually a shame for the rest of the world !

1- Belgium takes 52% from my salary (taxes) every single month !
At the end of the year I need to pay taxes on my remaining 48% of my salary *AGAIN* !
My country is not a country , it's actually a big thief !
When I bought my car I had to pay 10K Euros taxes , and every single year I need to pay 2K Euros driver taxes !
If I keep my ///M3 ,10 years I payed 30K driver taxes for Belgie , simply because it's a V8 !

The last years I hate Belgie even more ...
Why ?

2-Belgie is the Jihadi breeding ground number 1 of the entire world !
Wherever you hear "BOOM" it came from Belgie !
My government gives the Jihadi suckers money (also my tax money) and they make bombs from it to kill people !
"Shame on you Belgie" Do you see my problem with Belgie now ?

In short.... The name "Belgie or Belgium" makes me really sick =>
And that's why I would love to hear my first name Philippe .

*** FUCK YOU BELGIE (BELGIUM) ***
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Dude, it literally felt/sounded like every piece of plastic in the interior was holding on for dear life. Mind you this was a GP Works with maybe 10k miles on it.
I see . But over here the MINI is my winter car , because sometimes we have here winters full of shit !
My MINI drove through water floods , and 15 cm of mud and even shit .
In thunderstorms while I thought is this the Apocalypse..with trees and water floods over the roads !
On ice and snow and yesterday in thundersnow wile there was 14 cm of snow on the road !
Guess what my friend ? I never had one single problem with my MINI because it always drove through the wole shit like it was nothing..
If I had done all this with my ///M , it would look and feel like crap...and turn into crap .
And that's why MINI rules William .
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