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[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

I knew he was lying when he said Waffles went on "vacation" to his parents farm !!!

He's such a nice dude in person, would have never expected him to be one of those.


Poor Waffles.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

He's such a nice dude in person, would have never expected him to be one of those.


Poor Waffles.

It's always the nice dudes... Like every time they catch a serial killer, all their neighbors say the same shit... "He was such a nice man... Always out in the garage working on his overweight convertible car, making his rounds feeding his livestock... Animals would always bleat and bray late at night with the faint sounds of Marvin Gaye's - Let's Get It On emanating from the darkness of his barn..."

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

5 second chunks dont happen unless go from snow tires to slicks or you were getting passed by Mazda 2 before

First personal best was set on a stock car in fall of 2015. Since then, brake pads, lines and brass caliper bushings, AST 4200 coilovers with GC camber plates, factory bushings replaced, track focused alignment, NT01s, etc. The last event of 2016 (did 4 total) was literally my first dry event of the year so I finally got to feel the car out.

For reference, I know a guy with a similar set up (biggest difference is, he's running a GC front sway and a BBK) but on Hoosiers running 1:40.xx's at Mid-Ohio. My personal best is a 1:47.xx. I know for a fact that I have another 3-4 seconds in that car on NT01s. Just have to find it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

It's always the nice dudes... Like every time they catch a serial killer, all their neighbors say the same shit... "He was such a nice man... Always out in the garage working on his overweight convertible car, making his rounds feeding his livestock... Animals would always bleat and bray late at night with the faint sounds of Marvin Gaye's - Let's Get It On emanating from the darkness of his barn..."

When I asked him "What's with all the Marvin Gaye late in the night?"

He noted that - and I quote verbatim - "It helps with my arthiritis when I'm wrenching."


RIIIIGGGHHHTT

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by shoei

2 and a half presidents... and I'm talking the entire term for both... . South of 40's if you are trying to determine the chronological dating age of asb... Would recommend carbon dating however to be able to calculate his oldness...

I have been meaning to ask you your thoughts on the 787... For some gawdforsaken reason, they put me on one from LA to SF during the holidays... Lots of tech thrown in but also a lot of stupidity... Flight attendants have to come out into the cabin to get food / drink carts now and they have ONE restroom and on the right side so if you are on left side of the plane, you have to go through the galley to get there... It makes no sense...

It's a great aircraft, the cabin configuration depends on the airline. Most have lavatories on both sides of the aircraft.

[1MOREMOD]

Okay that makes sense. When you think there is no time left to be had let a pro drive your car for 3 laps then cry at the results.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by anglo

I thought Shoei is in his mid 40's and ASB mid 50's. He said they were at least two presidents apart.

Bitch - not even close.....and stay in your lane.

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah asb is 60 plus

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah asb is 60 plus

60 times 3?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah asb is 60 plus

You too Alien boy.....

Don't make me pull a Grayson Allen and sweep the legs....

[trvplvrdBOI]

Oh god.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Okay that makes sense. When you think there is no time left to be had let a pro drive your car for 3 laps then cry at the results.

Haha funny you mention that. Tommy Byrne, a former Formula 1 driver, works for Mid-Ohio and is typically at all the PCA events I go to. I was planning on having him take my car out for a few laps in the spring to see what he can do.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You're always on call. I can think of about 4 people off the top of my head that require this service!!

Are you in mid-town? I have meetings there on Thursday.

I actually don't work in the city that often, so unfortunately won't be around then. However, if you like sushi and/or organ meat, can totally suggest a lunch spot.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You too Alien boy.....

Don't make me pull a Grayson Allen and sweep the legs....

Not likely. Flying knee strike as you try.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

When I asked him "What's with all the Marvin Gaye late in the night?"

He noted that - and I quote verbatim - "It helps with my arthiritis when I'm wrenching."


RIIIIGGGHHHTT

....aaannnddd YOU too?!?!

I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....aaannnddd YOU too?!?!

I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!

When you gas him with weapons of mass destruction, one tends to sway to the side where he won't die from Agent Orange...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

They say what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.



Let's all have a moment of silence for Waffles.

WTF happened to Waffles ASBSECU E93 ?

We demand answers!!

You didn't leave shoei with him, did you?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

When you gas him with weapons of mass destruction, one tends to sway to the side where he won't die from Agent Orange...

You rang?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....aaannnddd YOU too?!?!

I guess that time we shared baked beans and i purposefully had the top up means NOTHING now?!?!

..., I can still taste it in my mouth.


Side question; How are things in Fletcher, NC? Place is looking for a tooling engineer out there, but I'm not sure what I'd do with the house. It's roughly 200 miles from here.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah asb is 60 plus

That's why he's buddy-buddy with Axius, Axius makes him feel youthful again. Lol

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

WTF happened to Waffles ASBSECU E93 ?

We demand answers!!

You didn't leave shoei with him, did you?

Fuq'n county ordinance on Farms and vicinity to city limits.

I had to take them to my parents farm

[Axius]

Originally Posted by anglo

That's why he's buddy-buddy with Axius, Axius makes him feel youthful again. Lol

That's how I feel around all my friends, literally hang out with no one my own age. Everyone is at least 35+.


It actually helps make me feel youthful. It's gonna suck putting them all in nursing homes, just hope all this hard work will pay off and I get put in some wills.