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      09-11-2016, 07:27 PM   #38831
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      09-11-2016, 07:29 PM   #38832
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Flying the friendly thighs?
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      09-11-2016, 07:33 PM   #38833
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      09-11-2016, 07:51 PM   #38834
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I'm guessing he earned his blood wings.
all over his walls and the door..
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      09-11-2016, 08:26 PM   #38835
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      09-11-2016, 08:37 PM   #38836
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When you're scrapping the bottom of the barrel on Craigslist for clients, it's kind of expected, RJ...
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      09-11-2016, 08:39 PM   #38837
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I'm not getting banned for that nasty shit
Haha it was disgusting man...

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It did look like the exoticism of emily rose up in there...
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      09-11-2016, 08:45 PM   #38838
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I'm not getting banned for that nasty shit
Haha it was disgusting man...

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It did look like the exoticism of emily rose up in there...
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      09-11-2016, 09:03 PM   #38839
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I'm not getting banned for that nasty shit
Haha it was disgusting man...

Spent 2 hours disinfecting my entire apartment
It did look like the exoticism of emily rose up in there...
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Heh... Oh Siri, giving away all my secrets...
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      09-11-2016, 09:04 PM   #38840
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I'm not getting banned for that nasty shit
Haha it was disgusting man...

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It did look like the exoticism of emily rose up in there...
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      09-11-2016, 10:42 PM   #38841
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      09-12-2016, 03:30 AM   #38842
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Heh... Oh Siri, giving away all my secrets...
Siri knows nothing important...

"Hey Siri!"
"Chime"
"Siri, tell me something about taxes"
"I dont know the answer, please elaborate taxes"

So we know now, how Apple went into this
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      09-12-2016, 05:25 AM   #38843
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thank you jtodd_fl for making it clear.

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      09-12-2016, 09:59 AM   #38844
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      09-12-2016, 10:08 AM   #38845
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I thought LED's burn cooler than Halogen bulbs...?
Yes , normally LED's burn cooler .
What kind of LED's do you have ?
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      09-12-2016, 10:22 AM   #38846
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Third heatwave in a row in Belgium !
I have enough from the shit , and I hope it starts to freeze ASAP !
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      09-12-2016, 11:02 AM   #38847
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Third heatwave in a row in Belgium !
I have enough from the shit , and I hope it starts to freeze ASAP !
Before you know it, you'll be complaining it's too cold.
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      09-12-2016, 11:29 AM   #38848
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Before you know it, you'll be complaining it's too cold.
I'm not sure about that , to work it's actually too hot outside . I just saw 43° Celsius in the sun on my terras .
Weather prediction for tomorrow is even hotter and not normal for Belgium .
My lawn is gone my friend , gone ! It's burned from the sun and I never saw this before !
Need to add water in my pond , you know fish need water ..
20-22° Celsius is enough for us over here because we need to work really hard .
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      09-12-2016, 12:33 PM   #38849
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Same here, just back from outside and enjoying the last sunbeams. Have to go inside, because my ****neighbor turns on his damn coalgrill and make me go in with that caused smoke from the balcony below. This is the third time within 5 days and forbidded acc. our rules here, speaking is worthless, no integration but goat speaking...to be banned!
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      09-12-2016, 01:32 PM   #38850
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      09-12-2016, 01:41 PM   #38851
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Same here, just back from outside and enjoying the last sunbeams. Have to go inside, because my ****neighbor turns on his damn coalgrill and make me go in with that caused smoke from the balcony below. This is the third time within 5 days and forbidded acc. our rules here, speaking is worthless, no integration but goat speaking...to be banned!
Piss down on the BBQ and tell them you're just watering the plants.
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      09-12-2016, 07:46 PM   #38852
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Same here, just back from outside and enjoying the last sunbeams. Have to go inside, because my ****neighbor turns on his damn coalgrill and make me go in with that caused smoke from the balcony below. This is the third time within 5 days and forbidded acc. our rules here, speaking is worthless, no integration but goat speaking...to be banned!
"Accidentally" have an entire bottle of lighter fluid empty itself off your balcony, onto the hot grill below...
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