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      08-01-2019, 03:01 PM   #331
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for the yoga pants?
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Just in case anyone is confused by the Monday holiday: Guess what day it is?!!!!!
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      09-04-2019, 09:57 AM   #333
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      09-04-2019, 12:39 PM   #334
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damn...it's Wednesday and i'm at work...decisions decisions
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Ask for a spot from one of those yoga pants chicks at the gym
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      09-04-2019, 02:40 PM   #336
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Just in case anyone is confused by the Monday holiday: Guess what day it is?!!!!!
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      09-04-2019, 04:31 PM   #337
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Ask for a spot from one of those yoga pants chicks at the gym
Too many to ask! There's the hot chick with the big ass and boobies wearing crimson red yoga pants. Oooooh, there's the chick with the white yoga pants clearly wearing a black string thong! But wait, there's the MILF that always loves wearing her sports bra smooshing the twins together. Oh lord, there's this hot chick but looks 16 but has a body of a 21 yrs old. That'll put me in prison after this set lol. Oh and there's leg day 7 days a week girl. Always bending over for no apparent reason. She's totally rocking the black Gym Shark Yogas. The hot volley ball chick could be fun...tho she's like 6'2! decisions decisions
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      09-18-2019, 09:45 AM   #338
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      09-18-2019, 01:50 PM   #340
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Moddy, just wanted you to know. . .
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      09-18-2019, 02:57 PM   #341
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...it's a one man show?
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      09-18-2019, 03:13 PM   #342
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pretty quiet here
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1MOREMOD What have you done to yourself sir???

I had pinch hitter this morning. My arms were sore from the gym last night so I got help.
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You want a stroke by stroke analysis or what? I've done a lot of weird stuff to myself gonna have to be more specific
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Been following this thread for over 3 years and still not one picture...I'm starting to think you all are just pulling everybody's legs and not your puds on Wednesdays....unsubscribed.
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      09-19-2019, 07:36 AM   #345
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      09-21-2019, 07:56 AM   #346
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WTH! so busy this week I forgot Wednesday and it's now Saturday morning here at work
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      09-22-2019, 05:00 PM   #347
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You have a hott wife right? Why the need for WOW? Pics would be helpful
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      09-22-2019, 05:05 PM   #348
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I never said you cant whack off on your wife, facial Friday and all.
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      09-22-2019, 05:09 PM   #349
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In case you forget or don't have time for Wack off Wednesday, there's also Tug Tug Tuesday and Fap Friday.
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      09-28-2019, 07:45 AM   #350
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In case you forget or don't have time for Wack off Wednesday, there's also Tug Tug Tuesday and Fap Friday.
LOL so pretty much there will be a point where we can just jerk off 7 days a week
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Yeah that started at like 12 yo.
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      09-28-2019, 09:45 AM   #352
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Yeah that started at like 12 yo.
true! I wonder if you can measure in gallons how much that would be to today? million gallons?
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