05-11-2016, 01:18 PM | #27655 |
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To be fair, I had a pretty big penis. Some not so tasteful tattoos, though.
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05-11-2016, 01:19 PM | #27656 | |
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05-11-2016, 01:20 PM | #27657 | |
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05-11-2016, 01:23 PM | #27660 |
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Oh god. I'm a web developer and a couple years ago I had to help a new guy get caught up to speed with the way we do things. I'm sitting next to him and his first task was to import a JavaScript library. I kid you not he starts off with C:\...
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05-11-2016, 01:23 PM | #27661 |
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You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?
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05-11-2016, 01:25 PM | #27663 |
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05-11-2016, 01:26 PM | #27664 |
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Seriously, it annoys the shit out of me. Do it at least 5 times a day min.
How do you feel about goatee'd trannies with vaginas? My hormones haven't gone into full effect yet, unlike the operation. |
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05-11-2016, 01:47 PM | #27666 |
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05-11-2016, 01:52 PM | #27668 |
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05-11-2016, 01:55 PM | #27669 |
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05-11-2016, 01:57 PM | #27670 |
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The blowjob was a free preview. I only had it for about thirty seconds.
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05-11-2016, 02:00 PM | #27674 |
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Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.
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05-11-2016, 02:06 PM | #27676 | |
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It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.
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