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      05-06-2016, 11:04 PM   #27281
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      05-06-2016, 11:22 PM   #27284
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CA has some good BBQ. You just need to know where to go.

A friend of mine grew up in Texas and has pretty high standards for BBQ. He recommends this place.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/bludsos-bbq-compton

Kinda dig the obviously natural redhead up front in camo pantssss
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Wrong thread. Banned.



Wait, what...fuq. I'm banned too.
I might get banned for opening up a can of FU on this dude:

http://www.2addicts.com/forums/showt...1258199&page=3

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      05-07-2016, 01:29 AM   #27287
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Wait, what...fuq. I'm banned too.
I might get banned for opening up a can of FU on this dude:

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CA has some good BBQ. You just need to know where to go.

A friend of mine grew up in Texas and has pretty high standards for BBQ. He recommends this place.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/bludsos-bbq-compton

Fifteen employees and one white dude. You know that is going to be good BBQ...wait is that racist of me?
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      05-07-2016, 04:31 AM   #27289
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CA has some good BBQ. You just need to know where to go.

A friend of mine grew up in Texas and has pretty high standards for BBQ. He recommends this place.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/bludsos-bbq-compton

Fifteen employees and one white dude. You know that is going to be good BBQ...wait is that racist of me?
Also, he is the one dude with the look of a serial killer. The rest are all like "Party Time", but he's like "I wonder if the sound proofing is good enough so the neighbors can't hear the screams."
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Fifteen employees and one white dude. You know that is going to be good BBQ...wait is that racist of me?
Not racist, but it shows you lack the skills of Sherlock Holmes.

First, he is the money behind the operation.
How do I know?
He has a pager.
Only doctors have pagers.
He also looks to be mid 40s.
Mid 40s and a doctor means that his student loans are paid off.
No student loans plus a doctor means that he has disposable income.
He loves meat, so he is using the disposable income to finance a BBQ place.

Also, he's Hispanic.
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      05-07-2016, 10:47 AM   #27294
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At the grocery store and there's some "color run" people here. They look ridiculous. Could you go home and shower first.
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They want to wear it as a badge of accomplishment.

There has recently been a change in the participation ribbon ceremonies creating a huge uprising in today's youth. Therefore, one must seek these types of recognitions in any way possible.
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her last text to me was "i made contact with extra terrestrials" and I didnt answer. That was on monday, I cant do it anymore..
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Not racist, but it shows you lack the skills of Sherlock Holmes.

First, he is the money behind the operation.
How do I know?
He has a pager.
Only doctors have pagers.
He also looks to be mid 40s.
Mid 40s and a doctor means that his student loans are paid off.
No student loans plus a doctor means that he has disposable income.
He loves meat, so he is using the disposable income to finance a BBQ place.

Also, he's Hispanic.
Yea I was going to say he wasnt white
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her last text to me was "i made contact with extra terrestrials" and I didnt answer. That was on monday, I cant do it anymore..
Oh... Terrestrials. That would be a whole different sentence if that said "testicles".
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I want to post shit and show you guys what I went through but I feel like someone will know her on here and rat me out --then i'll really get killed
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Oh... Terrestrials. That would be a whole different sentence if that said "testicles".
I want to post shit and show you guys what I went through but I feel like someone will know her on here and rat me out --then i'll really get killed
Post some screenshots of the texts! Just black out her name!
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Oh... Terrestrials. That would be a whole different sentence if that said "testicles".
Dammit. That's what I was thinking.
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