LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

[MKSixer]

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[Murf993]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

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So I had to evict my dead beat tenants, they owe me $10K in unpaid rent, (I will never fucking see it) but my middle child wanted to move into the house which we did today.....I am too old, fat and Grumpy to do that shit. But he's in....the sun is going to be shining here for the next few days and I think I am going to get the dust of the Porsche and take it out and act like a bit of an ASS this weekend. Windows down and the howl of the flat six will do this soul some good.

Peace out brothers, I'm into the rum now.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Murf993

So I had to evict my dead beat tenants, they owe me $10K in unpaid rent, (I will never fucking see it) but my middle child wanted to move into the house which we did today.....I am too old, fat and Grumpy to do that shit. But he's in....the sun is going to be shining here for the next few days and I think I am going to get the dust of the Porsche and take it out and act like a bit of an ASS this weekend. Windows down and the howl of the flat six will do this soul some good.

Peace out brothers, I'm into the rum now.

Dude. Evictions are no fun. Had to do 2 last year for my parents.

Nothing like a drive to improve the mood and a little on-road hooliganism is the perfect remedy for the doldrums. I'm about to have a quarantini, myself. Cheers!!

[1MOREMOD]

I tried to evict my wife but shes resistant

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I tried to evict my wife but shes resistant

You need a court order.

[1MOREMOD]

I even offered the dog kennel so she doenst give me covid.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I even offered the dog kennel so she doenst give me covid.

Has it jumped from human to alien yet?

[1MOREMOD]

I dont wanna be the first.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I dont wanna be the first.

Good point.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Dude. Evictions are no fun. Had to do 2 last year for my parents.

Nothing like a drive to improve the mood and a little on-road hooliganism is the perfect remedy for the doldrums. I'm about to have a quarantini, myself. Cheers!!

I miss the days of rubber hoses and phone books....never mind.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You need a court order.

I needed one of those for my second ex wife. Just sayin'

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Murf993

I miss the days of rubber hoses and phone books....never mind.

Simpler times. Now you need a court order and a bunch of deputies...

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Simpler times. Now you need a court order and a bunch of deputies...

I was talking to the local sheriff who's a retired copper, he was going to do the eviction for me....I don't know him but it was like a walk down memory lane.

I am old school, if I was still on the job OMG the complaints would be epic, fucking legendary actually.

[Turkish Pickle]

I thought you can't evict anyone now that the world is ending and that people didn't have to pay rent because rich is evil and we should show them how being financially irresponsible feels instead of trying to bring ourselves up?

The second part was my commentary but still I thought evictions were a big no-no for the time being

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Murf993

I was talking to the local sheriff who's a retired copper, he was going to do the eviction for me....I don't know him but it was like a walk down memory lane.

I am old school, if I was still on the job OMG the complaints would be epic, fucking legendary actually.

Nothing like the good old phone book to clear any, "misunderstandings"!

I'm watching 3 Days of the Condor now and Robert Redford threw the New York phonebook at Faye Dunaway's feet to prove to her that he worked for a CIA front company. They also showed Eastern Airline aircraft, oscilloscopes, and a few other gems...talk about a blast from the past.

[vreihen16]

What's a phone book?????

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Nothing like the good old phone book to clear any, "misunderstandings"!

I'm watching 3 Days of the Condor now and Robert Redford threw the New York phonebook at Faye Dunaway's feet to prove to her that he worked for a CIA front company. They also showed Eastern Airline aircraft, oscilloscopes, and a few other gems...talk about a blast from the past.

So I was a young copper in 12 Division in Toronto and I was working with this old school guy, we grabbed up a couple of master criminals at a B&E in progress, the PDS guy sent the dog in to get the genius out of the basement, we get him into the D office and he's licking his wounds (see what I did there), and my partner we'll call him Jimmy is getting fed up with the BS coming out of his mouth and comes out of the interview room and grabs the Yellow Pages off of the filing cabinet and heads back into the interview room saying "I'm going to help him look up his lawyers phone number".....about 20 minutes later we're driving around with our client and he's pointing out all the places he's broken into in the last 6 months.....I miss doing the job.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Murf993

So I was a young copper in 12 Division in Toronto and I was working with this old school guy, we grabbed up a couple of master criminals at a B&E in progress, the PDS guy sent the dog in to get the genius out of the basement, we get him into the D office and he's licking his wounds (see what I did there), and my partner we'll call him Jimmy is getting fed up with the BS coming out of his mouth and comes out of the interview room and grabs the Yellow Pages off of the filing cabinet and heads back into the interview room saying "I'm going to help him look up his lawyers phone number".....about 20 minutes later we're driving around with our client and he's pointing out all the places he's broken into in the last 6 months.....I miss doing the job.

Simpler times...much simpler times!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

What's a phone book?????

The old school equivalent of a water board.

[vreihen16]

Well, I guess we know where a least $300 of this person's, um, stimulus check is going!!!!!




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[1MOREMOD]

How do you pay 300 for pornhub isnt it free

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

How do you pay 300 for pornhub isnt it free

There's supposedly a premium section, where one can donate to support the, um, performing arts.....