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      02-25-2020, 11:42 AM   #24949
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      02-25-2020, 09:27 PM   #24953
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      02-26-2020, 08:38 AM   #24954
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      02-26-2020, 10:09 AM   #24956
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Last picture is how I feel after two weeks of Mardi Gras....
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      02-26-2020, 10:12 AM   #24957
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You're a real trouper. I'd rather get shot out of a cannon.
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You're a real trouper. I'd rather get shot out of a cannon.
Well when you live two blocks from the start of the parades it's kind of hard to avoid... So you pour a drink and watch the world go by.
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Well when you live two blocks from the start of the parades it's kind of hard to avoid... So you pour a drink and watch the world go by.
I just love NOLA, was there last year during St. Patricks Day.....we were walking through the Garden District and using the side streets because the parade route was completely jammed.....there was a party on every block. Big crawdad boils going.....it would kill me to live there, but what a way to go.
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Yes, my liver f'ing hates me right now! And I'm do for my annual physical including blood tests... figure I better detox for a couple weeks before giving the blood!!
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      02-26-2020, 10:56 AM   #24961
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

I find number 5 especially funny.....
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      02-26-2020, 11:02 AM   #24963
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

I guess #4 excludes family members?
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      02-26-2020, 11:06 AM   #24964
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I guess #4 excludes family members?
I hear banjo music...paddle faster.
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I find number 5 especially funny.....
You'd think the only permitted position in Washington DC would be with the recipient bent over.
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

You do realize that most laws are written in response to someone doing something and then the government trying respond to prevent it.....just food for thought.
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You do realize that most laws are written in response to someone doing something and then the government trying respond to prevent it.....just food for thought.
Which is why 7 through 10 are particularly disturbing!!
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My thoughts exactly!
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.

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I find number 5 especially funny.....
I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
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LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.



I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
You'd think that people having sex with animals is unusual, but you'd likely be surprised. When I worked in 12 division we had the Stock Yards in our area, it wasn't unusual to get folks down there with the livestock....I guess they were practicing animal husbandry.....sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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