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      03-18-2016, 11:59 AM   #24377
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      03-18-2016, 12:00 PM   #24378
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      03-18-2016, 12:10 PM   #24379
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Belgian Jihadi shit update..

Belgium...Again in "Molenbeek" the shit happens and it's Live on CNN...
2 assholes are shot in the legs , One of them is "Salah Abdeslam" from the Paris terror attacks..
The only good news is ...They are finally arrested alive !

=> Here it is Live http://nieuws.vtm.be/binnenland/1831...evat-molenbeek

=> http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenl...opgepakt.dhtml
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Can we start a petition that allows public stonings and hangings again?
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      03-18-2016, 12:15 PM   #24381
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Can we start a petition that allows public stonings and hangings again?
I've been stoned in public many times. I am well hung in public... never hanged though.
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      03-18-2016, 12:22 PM   #24382
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I've been stoned in public many times. I am well hung in public... never hanged though.
Hell I'm stoned and hung right now but you don't hear me bragging about it.
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      03-18-2016, 12:28 PM   #24383
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Hell I'm stoned and hung right now but you don't hear me bragging about it.
Says Mr. Floppy at the racetrack.
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Says Mr. Floppy at the racetrack.
'scuse meh?
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      03-18-2016, 12:37 PM   #24385
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'scuse meh?
Heard from 1MOREMOD that you weren't very aerodynamic.
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      03-18-2016, 12:39 PM   #24386
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Yeah, that's why I'm not on there as much. The only reason I saw it was because I look at the BP homepage for news.
Yeah, me too. Don't wanna waste my time.
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Heard from 1MOREMOD that you weren't very aerodynamic.
He's always spreading lies about me because he's jelly.
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      03-18-2016, 12:57 PM   #24388
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Yeah, that's why I'm not on there as much. The only reason I saw it was because I look at the BP homepage for news.
Yeah, me too. Don't wanna waste my time.
Good trolling never a waste of time.
Troll on my good man.
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      03-18-2016, 12:57 PM   #24389
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He's always spreading lies about me because he's jelly.
Is it weird that ANY time i think of or eat bacon i think of you?
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No worse, going forward, that I'll be thinking of you thinking of him
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      03-18-2016, 01:06 PM   #24391
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Is it weird that ANY time i think of or eat bacon i think of you?
I'm pretty sure each of us have a characteristic that's immediately recognized when we see particular objects. I will say, I'm flattered that I am a direct associate of bacon.


When I see anything about finance, I see Biorin and her mustache and Rob in his M3 with the top down.

When I see bicyclers, I always think it's you, but their glutes aren't as nice, so I know it's not you.

When I listen to heavy metal and see a blonde with an attitude I think of Lups.

Anytime I touch a gun I think of C5.

Anytime I'm feeling Asian I think of NKC.

On the rare chance I see an i8 I try to follow it as best as I can in hopes that it's MKSixer and he'll finally take me in as one of his own.

When I see a hot Asian I think of Bimmette.

Short blonde with a sassy attitude and good style I see Sara.

When I go to the gym I think of Mod.

Old people remind me of UncleWeeds.

When I see someone hiding in bushes I think of Grimmy because it's probably actually him anyways.



.... the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
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God dammit where am I?!



InB4 someone says jail.
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InB4 someone says jail.
When j see a whiny stance *** attention whiting, *I* think of you. Is that enough? Hahah.
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God dammit where am I?!



InB4 someone says jail.

Anytime I see this kid stick his hand down his pants and then smell his fingers here at work...., it reminds me of you.



When I see news articles about crazy shenanigans that floridaman is up to, I think of Jtodd.
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      03-18-2016, 01:18 PM   #24395
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When j see a whiny stance *** attention whiting, *I* think of you. Is that enough? Hahah.
I think the plane wifi is throwing off your autocorrect, dad.

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Anytime I see this kid stick his hand down his pants and then smell his fingers here at work...., it reminds me of you.



One time I got in trouble for doing that in like the 2nd grade.



AKA like last year.
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      03-18-2016, 01:20 PM   #24396
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When j see a whiny stance *** attention whiting, *I* think of you. Is that enough? Hahah.
I think the plane wifi is throwing off your autocorrect, dad.

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Anytime I see this kid stick his hand down his pants and then smell his fingers here at work...., it reminds me of you.



One time I got in trouble for doing that in like the 2nd grade.



AKA like last year.
Wow. Yeah. Attention whoring. Messed up joke not funny. Actually, truth is any Jamaican reminds me of you. Haha.
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      03-18-2016, 01:23 PM   #24397
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When j see a whiny stance *** attention whiting, *I* think of you. Is that enough? Hahah.
I had to quickly find your next post after the last one you made in this thread to give you your 1000th rep.



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      03-18-2016, 01:27 PM   #24398
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When j see a whiny stance *** attention whiting, *I* think of you. Is that enough? Hahah.
I had to quickly find your next post after the last one you made in this thread to give you your 1000th rep.



Hehe. Thanks. Didn't know I was there. Don't see rep in the app.
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