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03-18-2016, 08:14 AM	#24355
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Are you hitting on me?
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03-18-2016, 08:20 AM

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Are you hitting on me?

No, that's just bacon in his pocket.

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03-18-2016, 08:33 AM	#24357
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3628 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I didn't think anyone else could smell it. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-18-2016, 08:50 AM

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No, that's just bacon in his pocket.

Key to my heart? Right here. I'll never leave your side. Unless you're leaving to pick up more bacon.

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03-18-2016, 08:52 AM	#24359
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3628 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Holy cow! That's insane! I need it. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-18-2016, 09:07 AM

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Key to my heart? Right here. I'll never leave your side. Unless you're leaving to pick up more bacon.

Read site as "friggingay". Sorry. Do they have sausage? I prefer patties.

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03-18-2016, 09:11 AM

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Read site as "friggingay". Sorry. Do they have sausage? I prefer patties.

Only fatties eat patties, you sausage stuffer you.

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03-18-2016, 10:18 AM	#24362
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I went to a breakfast meeting yesterday morning and someone had already warned to "keep Uncle away from the green beer" REALLY, it's a BREAKFAST meeting. Can I have an Irish coffee, please?
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03-18-2016, 10:24 AM	#24363
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Irish coffee is tasty stuff.
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03-18-2016, 10:27 AM

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Irish coffee is tasty stuff.

Partner, not just Attorney

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03-18-2016, 10:33 AM	#24365
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	The challenge is finding the right quality to pour into the coffee. Not dumping shit in, and not wasting a fine sipping whiskey by drowning it in joe. I find Jameson to be my go-to
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03-18-2016, 10:37 AM

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Partner, not just Attorney

...., like domestic partners? Are you finally adopting me?!?! YUSSS!

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03-18-2016, 11:30 AM

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...., like domestic partners? Are you finally adopting me?!?! YUSSS!

Should be "Partner at Stuff, Esq."

Edit: Caution. Offer of domestic partnership total ploy to gain access to daughter and vehicles. Beware.

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03-18-2016, 11:32 AM

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Should be "Partner at Stuff, Esq."

Are you busy today, dad? Or lazy Friday?

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03-18-2016, 11:33 AM

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Are you busy today, dad? Or lazy Friday?

On a plane. Wifi is ok, but not convenient to always be checking in. Sometimes I have to work and shit. Lame. They keep sending me checks, which is nice. But then they get all clingy about it and ask what I am doing and ask me to do stuff.

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03-18-2016, 11:37 AM

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Should be "Partner at Stuff, Esq."

Edit: Caution. Offer of domestic partnership total ploy to gain access to daughter and vehicles. Beware.

Oh come on..., I wouldn't want to do anything sexual with my step sisters! We'd be almost blood related!

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03-18-2016, 11:39 AM

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On a plane. Wifi is ok, but not convenient to always be checking in. Sometimes I have to work and shit. Lame. They keep sending me checks, which is nice. But then they get all clingy about it and ask what I am doing and ask me to do stuff.

Damn! Smh, sorry about that.

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03-18-2016, 11:40 AM

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Oh come on..., I wouldn't want to do anything sexual with my step sisters! We'd be almost blood related!

Seriously... check your line of latitude. Pretty sure that doesn't matter where you are - or where you would be.

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03-18-2016, 11:44 AM

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Seriously... check your line of latitude. Pretty sure that doesn't matter where you are - or where you would be.

Are you getting smart with me?

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03-18-2016, 11:45 AM	#24374
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03-18-2016, 11:53 AM	#24375
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Where the fuck is everyone?
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03-18-2016, 11:55 AM	#24376
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