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      02-29-2016, 01:58 PM   #23563
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Allow your disappointment to be mitigated by the fact that being a bitch is free! Yay!

What kind of coffee maker? You need to go old school.

I've had one of those and I loved it, right up to the moment I dropped it on my toe.



It even foams milk, which I consider to be the mark of a sociopath if mixed with coffee.

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Oh, amd if I ever criticize any of you for any purchase again, lets just remember I bought a coffee machine I can't operate.

...and the dear hubby kindly suggested this morning I choose a car, or he buys one for us.

So finland going well, sooo fucking well...
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      02-29-2016, 02:02 PM   #23565
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I've had one of those and I loved it, right up to the moment I dropped it on my toe.

It even foams milk, which I consider to be the mark of a sociopath if mixed with coffee.
Nice, but damn! I guess if you want a proper espresso or something, you need something like that with a compressor and a tamper, but that seems crazy. And really - milk? No thanks. I like my coffee like I like my women - hot, black, and very bitter.
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Nice, but damn! I guess if you want a proper espresso or something, you need something like that with a compressor and a tamper, but that seems crazy. And really - milk? No thanks. I like my coffee like I like my women - hot, black, and very bitter.
Yeah, well I don't allow milk coffee. The only really good thing that machine does (and I admit a sider is allowing me to admit this) is that it fits (and yes, I am using this word) the design and look of the kitchen.
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So you're saying what I'm saying?


I missed your comment in the closed thread. Care to repeat?
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      02-29-2016, 02:22 PM   #23568
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Finnish people, their cars, and saunas....

I hope he buys you a 1.2 liter VW diesel people mover

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Good luck man.
Thanks.

So I called back and this is what I heard, "Mr. blah blah blah, the owner wishes to hold back the hiring process 4-6 weeks, however, you are one of the few who I would like to meet with her. Please follow up with me then or I will give you a call."

Now maybe they want to meet my asking salary but because of budgets or whatever they want to wait until a May start date. Regardless, I'll keep them in my back pocket and keep applying.
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Finnish people, their cars, and saunas....

I hope he buys you a 1.2 liter VW diesel people mover

Oh fuck off. The hubby is googling cars next to me, apparently I have a week.

"k. I want an M3."

"then go buy one"

200k for a car. Right. I think I'll continue my walking hobby.
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So you're saying what I'm saying?


I missed your comment in the closed thread. Care to repeat?
Literally the first thing that popped into my mind was a DeLorean. I've never seen such a coffee machine, before.

And which comment? Are you talking about the Bimmerpost assholes one? I commented a few times in there. Lol.
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Now maybe they want to meet my asking salary but because of budgets or whatever they want to wait until a May start date. Regardless, I'll keep them in my back pocket and keep applying.
This. Nothing is guaranteed, no matter what.
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      02-29-2016, 02:35 PM   #23573
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This. Nothing is guaranteed, no matter what.
What kind of job is it? Sales, engineering, service, IT, etc...

That may influence how I would respond to them.
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Literally the first thing that popped into my mind was a DeLorean. I've never seen such a coffee machine, before.

And which comment? Are you talking about the Bimmerpost assholes one? I commented a few times in there. Lol.
Haha the assholes. I need to know if I was one!

I think I know the answer but I need the creds.

Delorean is an awesome and futuristic thing still. We had one in a cc in redmond often and my kids absolutely loved it. "mom that will still be cool in ten years where as yours will be wrapped around a tree. Sucks to be you mom!"

If I had known what spreading my legs would do to my life and to my self-esteem, I would've been a nun.
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Oh fuck off. The hubby is googling cars next to me, apparently I have a week.

"k. I want an M3."

"then go buy one"

200k for a car. Right. I think I'll continue my walking hobby.
Pic of hubby or ban.

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This. Nothing is guaranteed, no matter what.
Exactly. I figure I have six (6) weeks to get a few more interviews and hopefully I won't have to call them back and when they do call I'll either be at a new position or begging to meet with them the following day.

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What kind of job is it? Sales, engineering, service, IT, etc...

That may influence how I would respond to them.
This is a medical office position doing their accounting.
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This is a medical office position doing their accounting.
I did't know swinging on a pole in high heels is considered an office position?


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Haha the assholes. I need to know if I was one!

I think I know the answer but I need the creds.

Delorean is an awesome and futuristic thing still. We had one in a cc in redmond often and my kids absolutely loved it. "mom that will still be cool in ten years where as yours will be wrapped around a tree. Sucks to be you mom!"

If I had known what spreading my legs would do to my life and to my self-esteem, I would've been a nun.
Well, if you insist. But lucky for you, I'd copied and pasted my last comments to give my buddy a laugh who is not part of this forum! Here you are:

"Due to popular demand (and this can be up for interpretation/edits), I see the asshole as a characteristic person who doesn't intend malice with their comments as much as insinuated banter, not leading to any detrimental comments or derogatory remarks based upon inquiry, comment, or sexual orientation.

An entitled asshole can be considered (and a lot of times is/has been) a young chap with wealthy parents, a trust fund baby, usually an owner of an M car (AKA E92 M) and knows everything there is to know about important topics such as wheel offset, brand-name parts, and masturbation. They openly brag about not caring what the prices of things are, if they want it it's theirs, Individual programs not being shit, blah blah.

And the douchebags...see F87 post for examples."


Did they really say that to you?! OMG! I know who the assholes are now!
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Exactly. I figure I have six (6) weeks to get a few more interviews and hopefully I won't have to call them back and when they do call I'll either be at a new position or begging to meet with them the following day.
I had interviewed for a data analyst role at Johns Hopkins last November. Estimated wait time (of course Hopkins process is antiquated and they are a large organization) was about 3-5 weeks. Can you believe I still haven't heard back from them? I'm now happily set up at Comcast as a business analyst/project manager and couldn't be happier. They can kick rocks TBH.
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Pic of hubby or ban.

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He doesn't post me, I don't post him. I can however tell you, that he has been married to yours truly, the hottest 48 year old male with hygiene issues for 10 years now, and he remembers our anniversaries still ( I forgot. Again.)


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Well, if you insist. But lucky for you, I'd copied and pasted my last comments to give my buddy a laugh who is not part of this forum! Here you are:

"Due to popular demand (and this can be up for interpretation/edits), I see the asshole as a characteristic person who doesn't intend malice with their comments as much as insinuated banter, not leading to any detrimental comments or derogatory remarks based upon inquiry, comment, or sexual orientation.

An entitled asshole can be considered (and a lot of times is/has been) a young chap with wealthy parents, a trust fund baby, usually an owner of an M car (AKA E92 M) and knows everything there is to know about important topics such as wheel offset, brand-name parts, and masturbation. They openly brag about not caring what the prices of things are, if they want it it's theirs, Individual programs not being shit, blah blah.

And the douchebags...see F87 post for examples."


Did they really say that to you?! OMG! I know who the assholes are now!
Lol, someone highlighted me there! I was just curious since I've done my best to make sure all bmw drivers suffer from our stigma!

That was well written. I agree with you and I shall drink a cup of coffee in your honor tomorrow (if I can make one)
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My world is still all awhirl because I just found out your name sounds like Loops instead of Lupps. Frut Lups.

Also, I found out Biorin is Bio-rinn... Not BeeORin. I need therapy now. My whole life has been a lie.
Well, lups is a shortened version of my irc handle. Luppis which means nice and easy going bloke. I use different forms of it and I can't tell you how to pronounce it with an american accent and make it sound reasonable choice.

Anna works fine.
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My world is still all awhirl because I just found out your name sounds like Loops instead of Lupps. Frut Lups.

Also, I found out Biorin is Bio-rinn... Not BeeORin. I need therapy now. My whole life has been a lie.
After reading your comment I think you need to watch out..
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