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      02-26-2016, 09:57 AM   #23299
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      02-26-2016, 10:00 AM   #23300
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You two make such a cute couple. I hope one day I can have a relationship like yours.
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      02-26-2016, 10:12 AM   #23301
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      02-26-2016, 10:15 AM   #23302
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I don't do LDR's.
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      02-26-2016, 10:21 AM   #23303
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I don't do LDR's.
Yeah...the poor dude's been trying for years.
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      02-26-2016, 10:52 AM   #23304
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Yeah...the poor dude's been trying for years.
I mean..., persistence is key...., for some situations.
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      02-26-2016, 10:59 AM   #23305
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I mean..., persistence is key...., for some situations.
The chafing on my leg is finally healing...
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      02-26-2016, 11:23 AM   #23306
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      02-26-2016, 12:01 PM   #23307
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The chafing on my leg is finally healing...
You gotta baby powder that shit up.


Reference Ashy Larry if you'd like confirmation.
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      02-26-2016, 12:07 PM   #23308
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You gotta baby powder that shit up.
I've been stealing those lotion samples from my neighbor's mailboxes. Don't need much...the chafing was only a super tiny little spot...like a needle spot.
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      02-26-2016, 12:22 PM   #23309
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I've been stealing those lotion samples from my neighbor's mailboxes. Don't need much...the chafing was only a super tiny little spot...like a needle spot.
I've been stealing packages off my neighbors front door. So far no lotion, but I have got a fleshlight, a box of childrens clothes hangers, a text book for a psychology class, and an iPhone case (no iPhone to use it on )
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      02-26-2016, 12:30 PM   #23310
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I have got a fleshlight, a box of childrens clothes hangers, a text book for a psychology class, and an iPhone case (no iPhone to use it on )
All the fixins for a fun weekend. Party on, Garth
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      02-26-2016, 12:36 PM   #23311
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All the fixins for a fun weekend. Party on, Garth
I just need a Wayne to party with!

*drops on one knee*

Will you be my Wayne?
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      02-26-2016, 12:38 PM   #23312
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I just need a Wayne to party with!

*drops on one knee*

Will you be my Wayne?

And bring that lotion you stole - we'll be needing it.
FTFY
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      02-26-2016, 12:38 PM   #23313
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All the fixins for a fun weekend. Party on, Garth
I just need a Wayne to party with!

*drops on one knee*

Will you be my Wayne?
I rock an iPhone!
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      02-26-2016, 12:40 PM   #23314
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You gotta baby powder that shit up.


Reference Ashy Larry if you'd like confirmation.
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      02-26-2016, 01:47 PM   #23315
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Lotion? Screw that, I bought a 50 gallon barrel of KY last year.

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I rock an iPhone!
Oh..., yeah..., I forgot about that side of you. My deepest condolences.
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      02-26-2016, 02:31 PM   #23316
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Lotion? Screw that, I bought a 50 gallon barrel of KY last year.
You aren't the player I thought you were. Unless, by last year, you mean December, I am ashamed you still have any left. smh
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      02-26-2016, 03:46 PM   #23317
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You aren't the player I thought you were. Unless, by last year, you mean December, I am ashamed you still have any left. smh
Not December, spent all my money on christmas gifts....





It was November.
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      02-26-2016, 04:14 PM   #23318
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      02-26-2016, 05:48 PM   #23319
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I think she wants someone to explore her "Death Star'
You mean her black hole ?
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