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      06-08-2016, 09:52 AM   #30603
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Well, I was mainly referring to the ingestion process and querying, without needing to granularly build an entire language LOL.
Yeah, I know, but this is such a pervasive mentality. I think Google (and just about every other tech/consumer/political entity have their own corollary to the "teach a person to fish" axiom...

"Teach a person to fish, and they get uppity. Make them want the fish only you can catch, they become your slave."
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Well, I was mainly referring to the ingestion process and querying, without needing to granularly build an entire language LOL.

But you always have good literature recommendations, I will take a look into an excerpt.



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Excellent work dude! How're you holding up these days? Increased intensity on the muscles, as of yet?

Thanks man! It was very tough to balance at first, but starting to get incremental strength gains and definition...finally...
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A lot of it is still throwing around the "big data" buzzword. But it's here to stay. We've got way too much data without the detailed analysis to fully utilize it. Fortune 100 companies are investing real millions into big data as we speak.

jtodd_fl your avatar is making me start to dislike big tits, you are bad...man.

Btw, too much steroid use in your earlier years?
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This.... also, if you ARE a girl, no reason to watch your ass if ///M Power-Belgium is around, because he will do it for you. Even more true IRL.
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A lot of it is still throwing around the "big data" buzzword. But it's here to stay. We've got way too much data without the detailed analysis to fully utilize it. Fortune 100 companies are investing real millions into big data as we speak.
The possibilities combined with a large skeletal structure of remote servers and automation are endless. It's frying my brain but I can't stop digesting info.

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Yeah, I know, but this is such a pervasive mentality. I think Google (and just about every other tech/consumer/political entity have their own corollary to the "teach a person to fish" axiom...

"Teach a person to fish, and they get uppity. Make them want the fish only you can catch, they become your slave."
Dammit I opened a can of worms....

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Thanks man! It was very tough to balance at first, but starting to get incremental strength gains and definition...finally...
That is fantastic. No more carb-relapse sweats?
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I use excel...., am I cool like you guys now?

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I laughed at this pretty hard. What a sad life I live. #excelnerd
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      06-08-2016, 10:01 AM   #30611
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I laughed at this pretty hard. What a sad life I live. #excelnerd
I've learned to never tell anyone that you know anything about excel. Even if you know a little, it's like you turn into a damn guru.


Do the damn googling yourself, fuckers.
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This.... also, if you ARE a girl, no reason to watch your ass if ///M Power-Belgium is around, because he will do it for you. Even more true IRL.
Exactly !
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I laughed at this pretty hard. What a sad life I live. #excelnerd
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This kind of humor could create quote a row. You may put into a cell over it...

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YOU JUST CAN'T RESIST EVAR!!!!



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This kind of humor could create quote a row. You may put into a cell over it...

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I was gonna continue your pun game but honestly, your boobs are distracting.
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Ooooo that's good, I'll have to use that at my next interview.
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She's not a girl.
This sounds like ...

He's not a man

This makes me think on the situation with C5 (Alex) and the gender shit .
Please God , not again !

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Nope... I don't seem to be able to. Literally, when I am listening to someone talk IRL, there is a constant voiceover going on in my head like a director's cut DVD, in which I have a million jokes/comments going on in my head. I only get to share like 10% of it. Hehe...
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I was gonna continue your pun game but honestly, your boobs are distracting.
Dammit... always getting discriminated against because I am beautiful. People just cannot accept that this body has a brain.

*cries* #denial
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The possibilities combined with a large skeletal structure of remote servers and automation are endless. It's frying my brain but I can't stop digesting info.



Dammit I opened a can of worms....



That is fantastic. No more carb-relapse sweats?
Nah. Carbs, with the rare exception of a half a slice of trader joes multigrain bread, is mostly in the rear view...and no more sweats or narcoleptic episodes.
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Nah. Carbs, with the rare exception of a half a slice of trader joes multigrain bread, is mostly in the rear view...and no more sweats or narcoleptic episodes.
The sweat comment was more a figure of speech than anything, but I'm glad you don't have them anymore!


It's so interesting how these things (keto, paleo) work. Like a couple chocolate chip cookies (approx. 300 calories) combined with my watermelon (hehe) pre-weights formula literally turn me into a machine for the next hour. But I know my body probably endures a lot more stress than most in the gym over a period of time, so it makes sense.
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The sweat comment was more a figure of speech than anything, but I'm glad you don't have them anymore!


It's so interesting how these things (keto, paleo) work. Like a couple chocolate chip cookies (approx. 300 calories) combined with my watermelon (hehe) pre-weights formula literally turn me into a machine for the next hour. But I know my body probably endures a lot more stress than most in the gym over a period of time, so it makes sense.
Bro...I love carbs. So it was like weaning off a crackhead.

On lifting days, I add 1/2 a banana to my dymatize protein shake made with almond milk. Makes an enormous difference for endurance.
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