What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Okay serious question: is there a historical symbolism for ejaculating on someone's face?


EDIT: I chose not to google this.

I....uh.....

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You forgot the BOV! It's turbo'd!

Wooooot.. *tsssss* wuuuuup.. *tssss* BRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP *TSS* BRAAAAAAA *TSS* BRA *TSS* BRUUUUUAAARRRRR *TSSsss*

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

More like ziiiiiinnng!!!!!

Oh no not again..

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"



Bingo!!

Haha... you think the ignorant idiots know the difference between Muslims, Hindus, Coptics... etc. Hell, they don't even get that there is a difference between radical murdering people that are Muslim and "regular" Muslims. They should read up on the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition. Yeah, most religions got the murdering done a few centuries ago, but few can claim to have never done it.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

So Patel...

12 individuals at the service center. 2 whites, 10 of my color tone. Knew approximately 3 of them. Engaged in convo with 2 of them. Salesman was somehow related to me...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"



Bingo!!

Wait, if not Muslim Middle Eastern, then Persian? Turkish?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

12 individuals at the service center. 2 whites, 10 of my color tone. Knew approximately 3 of them. Engaged in convo with 2 of them. Salesman was somehow related to me...

Did you guys play the desi name game?

And did you get "the bottom line" price? Best deal. FIRST CLASS.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"

Now THAT IS IGNORANCE.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Did you guys play the desi name game?

And did you get "the bottom line" price? Best deal. FIRST CLASS.

Lol, of course. That's standard operating procedure

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"



Bingo!!

I saw the ISIS temple. Even got a photograph and lived to tell about it.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wooooot.. *tsssss* wuuuuup.. *tssss* BRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP *TSS* BRAAAAAAA *TSS* BRA *TSS* BRUUUUUAAARRRRR *TSSsss*

Now this is a very accurate representation of what I'm looking for. I just imagined you sitting there typing this up and laughed my ass off. Lmao

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha... you think the ignorant idiots know the difference between Muslims, Hindus, Coptics... etc. Hell, they don't even get that there is a difference between radical murdering people that are Muslim and "regular" Muslims. They should read up on the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition. Yeah, most religions got the murdering done a few centuries ago, but few can claim to have never done it.

Haha you're not kidding. Unfortunately, most of those people go to NASCAR races and drink Bud Light by the kegs.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Wait, if not Muslim Middle Eastern, then Persian? Turkish?

No, I'm Lebanese. Lebanon has a large Christian population. Most people don't know. Especially since the whole issue with Hezbollah years ago.

Plus, where do you think all the hot Middle Eastern girls come from? In every other country, they're covered head to toe.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I saw the ISIS temple. Even got a photograph and lived to tell about it.

That ain't shit. I went inside!!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

That ain't shit. I went inside!!

Proof?

Here is mine.




Lebanese girls....

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Now this is a very accurate representation of what I'm looking for. I just imagined you sitting there typing this up and laughed my ass off. Lmao

DUDE! I had to delete and retype over and over whilst playing the motor in my head, and how to simulate the boost dump. I need more shit to do at work. LOL.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Now this is a very accurate representation of what I'm looking for. I just imagined you sitting there typing this up and laughed my ass off. Lmao

Haha you're not kidding. Unfortunately, most of those people go to NASCAR races and drink Bud Light by the kegs.

No, I'm Lebanese. Lebanon has a large Christian population. Most people don't know. Especially since the whole issue with Hezbollah years ago.

Plus, where do you think all the hot Middle Eastern girls come from? In every other country, they're covered head to toe.

One of my friends in school is Lebanese and he's Christian. Last name is Elghoul.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

DUDE! I had to delete and retype over and over whilst playing the motor in my head, and how to simulate the boost dump. I need more shit to do at work. LOL.

I like it. You probably slipped at one point and actually made the sounds for real!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

DUDE! I had to delete and retype over and over whilst playing the motor in my head, and how to simulate the boost dump. I need more shit to do at work. LOL.

Hahaha that is hilarious!!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I like it. You probably slipped at one point and actually made the sounds for real!

You KNOW I did!

[silvergray545]

This is basically my life when I go overseas. Go to beautiful places during the day and go out at night. Too bad I cant make it back this summer.

[Aatish]

Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work

For me, Persian from SoCal.... Armenians too.

Pakistani is basically No. Indian. Sorry Aatish.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

For me, Persian from SoCal.... Armenians too.

Pakistani is basically No. Indian. Sore Aatish.

Exactly, they are North Indians but they aren't Punjabi's.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work

Pakistani? Is that one of those things where it's so wrong that it feels so right? I'd get my ass kicked if I started dating an Israeli girl. I guess you always want what you can't have. LOL

+1 on Armenians. I'm a big fan of Eastern European girls.