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      01-07-2016, 09:48 AM   #20153
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      01-07-2016, 09:53 AM   #20154
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Great, now I have to deal with this annoying boner at my desk.
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      01-07-2016, 09:54 AM   #20155
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      01-07-2016, 10:03 AM   #20156
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      01-07-2016, 10:28 AM   #20157
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Saw that on Facebook
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      01-07-2016, 10:31 AM   #20158
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No make up... no contacts .... I dont even look like me

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      01-07-2016, 10:34 AM   #20159
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No make up... no contacts .... I dont even look like me
You look worried, which makes for a bad pic. Smile more and delete the bad ones.
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      01-07-2016, 10:35 AM   #20160
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You look worried, which makes for a bad pic. Smile more and delete the bad ones.
I cannot smile when I look like this!
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      01-07-2016, 10:36 AM   #20161
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No make up... no contacts .... I dont even look like me
So you have that large mirror always at your desk? Of did you bring that in just for the glasses pic?

I hope the duck face was for giggles.
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You don't look a day over 50.
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      01-07-2016, 10:37 AM   #20163
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I cannot smile when I look like this!
Think of your baby and smile! Think happy thoughts! Smile!

Not that difficult...
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      01-07-2016, 10:37 AM   #20164
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I cannot smile when I look like this!
You can't even see the eye thing! Just smile and no one will notice.
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      01-07-2016, 10:38 AM   #20165
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No make up... no contacts .... I dont even look like me
Lookin' good!
The frown made you look worried as stated earlier.
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      01-07-2016, 10:40 AM   #20166
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So you have that large mirror always at your desk? Of did you bring that in just for the glasses pic?

I hope the duck face was for giggles.
lol. I ALWAYS have a mirror at my desk. Mr. Attorney loved that about me
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okay there! Everyone saw me. Biorin pulls off glasses much better than I can.
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Lookin' good!
The frown made you look worried as stated earlier.
The frown was because I cant wear make up lol
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      01-07-2016, 10:44 AM   #20169
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Us all? Hey now, don't go making generalities that are false!


Got a gash? Pour some lemon juice on it. Got a headache? Turn the music up. Broken bone? Push it back into place.
This, I've done...With the help of a piece of 2x6. Seeing dislocations with a fracture is really disturbing!!

Walking and seeing...totally different animals!!!
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      01-07-2016, 10:45 AM   #20170
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The frown was because I cant wear make up lol
You look fantastic!!
Cheer up, buttercup!!
How is MSY today?
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      01-07-2016, 10:49 AM   #20171
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You look fantastic!!
Cheer up, buttercup!!
How is MSY today?
Cold and rainy. But that doesnt stop me from looking phenomenal from the neck down.
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      01-07-2016, 10:52 AM   #20172
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Cold and rainy. But that doesnt stop me from looking phenomenal from the neck down.
Fantastic!
BTR is the same. I'm so daft that I didn't realize you were a fellow denizen of SL until I got a call from 504 this morning and it all clicked into place.

First day with the new brain...sheesh.
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      01-07-2016, 10:56 AM   #20173
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Fantastic!
BTR is the same. I'm so daft that I didn't realize you were a fellow denizen of SL until I got a call from 504 this morning and it all clicked into place.

First day with the new brain...sheesh.
wait wait, you live in Baton Rouge??
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      01-07-2016, 10:57 AM   #20174
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wait wait, you live in Baton Rouge??
Yes!
I drive the i8 down once or twice a month to meet with my team members down there. I LOVE Drago's. The original...not the tourist trap!!
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