What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I just had a naughty thought about how that visit might go down

'Oh my.....your pipe wrench is SO BIG!!!'

"Looks like I'll need to lay some new pipe, ma'am."

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

"Looks like I'll need to lay some new pipe, ma'am."

Now that's a TV Tara video to break the Internet:

[MrPrena]

I almost fell asleep watching Nebraska vs COCKEye game. So I went to Starbucks to watch it on my tablet. 3 cups of coffee got me awake. Worked out well.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I almost fell asleep watching Nebraska vs COCKEye game. So I went to Starbucks to watch it on my tablet. 3 cups of coffee got me awake. Worked out well.

Is that your q5/7??

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Is that your q5/7??

I just wanted to take a photo of how much snow it got accumulated, but that Q5/7 from Texas was blocking some view.
No, i drove my winter trusty Avalon.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I just wanted to take a photo of how much snow it got accumulated, but that Q5/7 from Texas was blocking some view.
No, i drove my winter trusty Avalon.

Ha Ha!!

Gotcha.

On the topic of VW made vehicles, averaged 32 mpg in the Touareg TDi this trip

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ha Ha!!

Gotcha.

On the topic of VW made vehicles, averaged 32 mpg in the Touareg TDi this trip

I would love to lease ANY VW which is under 175/mo right now. Heck, I will even take Tiguan right now.
Only problem is that my MONTHLY Budget is (700-1300) due to increase in size of inventory.

Perhaps maybe next year.

[135Pats]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Shitty. Refer to above post

Oh and welcome back!

Thanks!! Good to see the usual suspects in here still. F30post is a snooze and E90post is like falling into a dumpster.

IDK on the sink...I don't see anything wrong but a plumber I am not. Hopefully an easy fix, maybe it's just a gasket or threaded line that has a pinhole leak?

Looks like others already beat me to the innuendo jokes

Originally Posted by Biorin

I got to hang with goats today!

A lot cooler than my day was.

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I almost fell asleep watching Nebraska vs COCKEye game. So I went to Starbucks to watch it on my tablet. 3 cups of coffee got me awake. Worked out well.

Not sure if you stayed up for TCU-Baylor but it was brutal to watch. Ugly ass game. No worries, the Sooners will show folks how NCAA ball is played tomorrow in Bedlam.

Unrelated: I'm with the family right now in CT and they've set their thermostat to 85 degrees. No, I am not kidding. I've promptly dropped it to 67, we'll see how pissed they are in the AM.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 135Pats

Thanks!! Good to see the usual suspects in here still. F30post is a snooze and E90post is like falling into a dumpster.

I enjoyed E90post when I first joined a year or so ago, but it's pretty boring over there aside from having a few people who can answer questions honestly.


OT is the lunch table where all the cool kids sit.

[F30lolz]

Some girl from 'FB Headquarters' sent me a friend request. I'm tempting to ask the spammer to show me her ass. If it's a guy I can compare it to mine and see who's is nicer.

[RJ_]

And then post it here for goats and internet points!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Some girl from 'FB Headquarters' sent me a friend request. I'm tempting to ask the spammer to show me her ass. If it's a guy I can compare it to mine and see who's is nicer.

Yeah that's the right way , first show ass and after comes the friend request ..
Advice...
Watch out for shemales !

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

I enjoyed E90post when I first joined a year or so ago, but it's pretty boring over there aside from having a few people who can answer questions honestly.


OT is the lunch table where all the cool kids sit.

There's a lot of car inexperience on E90post. Things like how to drive a manual transmission or "is Bosch a good brand for replacement parts?"
Between that and the constant stream of bullshit from the turbo vendors, it's a lot of

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

There's a lot of car inexperience on E90post. Things like how to drive a manual transmission or "is Bosch a good brand for replacement parts?"
Between that and the constant stream of bullshit from the turbo vendors, it's a lot of

That and there's a couple people over there that annoy me with their all knowing attitudes.



So I push the clutch in, let it out, change gears, then press the clutch down again to actuate the gear?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

That and there's a couple people over there that annoy me with their all knowing attitudes.



So I push the clutch in, let it out, change gears, then press the clutch down again to actuate the gear?

Everyone should know as much as me or they are dumb!

You've got it. Then from there you want to punch the throttle and sidestep the clutch. I like to call it a "rolling launch". Ever since I replaced my trans, I've won so many races that way.

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey bimmette - did you dream about laying pipe last night

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey bimmette - did you dream about laying pipe last night

Haha no. But I'll probably go back to sleep, so there's still a chance.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by RJ_

There's a lot of car inexperience on E90post. Things like how to drive a manual transmission or "is Bosch a good brand for replacement parts?"
Between that and the constant stream of bullshit from the turbo vendors, it's a lot of

Some of the noobs are so annoying but at the same time, i try to help because I remember joining a couple years ago and knowing nothing about BMWs and how to use a forum. I didn't know which sections to post in, how to quote, etc. Now look at me!

[Axius]

I used to mack hard on aol instant messenger...., the lesbian group chat things were great. I wonder how many of them were men...,


The beginning of the internet, what a time to be alive.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Some of the noobs are so annoying but at the same time, i try to help because I remember joining a couple years ago and knowing nothing about BMWs and how to use a forum. I didn't know which sections to post in, how to quote, etc. Now look at me!

You're a pro around here now. Lol

Forums taught me nearly everything I know about cars so I agree; I was definitely there at one point too. If the people who know don't share, then this place is no longer a resource. And that's not a very nice way to give back.

[ASBSECU E93]

@bimmette

Doing my own little DIY project this weekend

[1MOREMOD]

Sex dungeon/ grow room?