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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl
"Yes, son. That's why daddy and I call you 'a little shit.'"
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I actually call him that at times behind his back. God he drives me nuts.
"mom what happens if I climb to the roof of the cabin and jump?"
"well try it out."
"fine. I will!!"
"mom what will you say if I steal your car and drive like you do?!"
"I'd say insurance company will love me but go nuts."
"mom., I am going to jump off this cliff and swim ashore."
"go nuts. Catch me a fish!"
"Mom dad is trying to make me drive without the practicing wheels. I am calling the child services!"
The three year old drives without the extra wheels, the other insists it is inhumane and bad parenting.