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Originally Posted by Verbiage
how they are instantly a fitness expert and super calorie burner because of it. LMAO!
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Isn't that true? Because it says I'm well on my way to that Oct. 22 180lbs goal, been like even better than the 500 calorie deficit goal the last few days.
Damn new-fangled kids making up shit devices to fuck with the aging fathers of America. Have you no respect for your elders???? Next I'll be hearing that dude from the African nation isn't going to really send me any money.
Is there one of those PacMan codes to pushing the buttons to get the "private time" sessions? I have mine on the non-dominant hand, I hope it can still track my "movements" and counts the calories lost via fluids.
And where the hell are my PANTS?????