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Originally Posted by Joekerr
Well done.
Just this morning, I was arguing that we shouldn't celebrate Valentines Day if she was not going to observe the March "holiday" being Steak and BJ day.
She advanced the view that just because I made up a day in March doesn't make it as significant as Valentine's Day. Counsel for the defence proposed that my opinion on what constitutes a day of celebration is in no way inferior to whoever it was that first made up Valentine's day and thus equal weighting should be given to both.
The jury is still out. But counsel for the defense is already considering avenues of appeal based on the looks received to their closing arguments.
Defence could use some help from the forums. Any female input that could destroy her case? bimmette and Lups ? Otherwise, I think I might lose this one. And I do truly hate losing.
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Tell her you know a chick who's father-in-law bought a brand new chainsaw today and cut her hair. That sentence will keep her busy for long enough that she won't be haunting you and if she tries to skip the bj and steaks day, remind her of that again.