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      07-28-2018, 01:31 PM   #13
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I worked in a shoe shop when I was a student.

A young, very attractive man came in and wanted a pair of specific dancing shoes. I found him a pair that I thought was for for his size.

He took his old shoes off, and it was like from a fucking cartoon. His feet were tiny. He was about 6 inches taller than I, but his feet were as tiny as mine. In European sizes women fit to 36-40, men go from 39-48.

I'm pretty tall and I have the shoe size of a teenager still but he wanted MASSIVE shoes. Like 7 numbers too big.

I sat him down and I explained to him that for dancing, he can just fake those. He could either walk along with stuffed shoes, but for dancing, no. He would have to get a new hobby or live with what God has given to him.

He either switched a hobby or a store.
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