7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from...

[1MOREMOD]

Doesn't it come from a cows butt

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You are pretty pathetic right now, almost as if you had a vagina and not balls. WEIRD.


Just eat your MIL's fake food. Or start sneaking some in. Balls are in your court.

Why can't you be nice and ask me kindly how i managed to destroy my whole body and then offer real sympathy and never, ever bring up my mom's cooking.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Why can't you be nice and ask me kindly how i managed to destroy my whole body and then offer real sympathy and never, ever bring up my mom's cooking.

Dear Anna, please inform me how you managed to destroy your whole body. I am going to go out on a limb and guess it was due to constructional activities, because I don't think you're clumsy enough to fall down stairs yet.


Just wanted to reactivate your pallet for the day in case you were hungry!

[rlmesq]

Originally Posted by PINeely

20% of Americans believe in witchcraft and 25% can't find their state on a map. I'm honestly surprised that so few believe the chocolate milk thing

It's because they don't have maps.

Miss Teen USA

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Dear Anna, please inform me how you managed to destroy your whole body. I am going to go out on a limb and guess it was due to constructional activities, because I don't think you're clumsy enough to fall down stairs yet.


Just wanted to reactivate your pallet for the day in case you were hungry!

You're being so mean.

I got a cold, and since I'm the worst patient in the world i still went to help my sil to build the roof to the summer house and well, i got dizzy, i hurt my ankle again, and now for the last two weeks i have managed to hurt my knee, i broke a finger, my back is blue, my wrist is sprained and i swear now I'm just trying to kill myself just by walking.

It's like for the lady month i have done every damn thing i shouldn't do. This is a whole new level of pathetic.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Doesn't it come from a cows butt

You're sucking from the wrong hole there buddy.

Originally Posted by Lups

You're being so mean.

I got a cold, and since I'm the worst patient in the world i still went to help my sil to build the roof to the summer house and well, i got dizzy, i hurt my ankle again, and now for the last two weeks i have managed to hurt my knee, i broke a finger, my back is blue, my wrist is sprained and i swear now I'm just trying to kill myself just by walking.

It's like for the lady month i have done every damn thing i shouldn't do. This is a whole new level of pathetic.

I'm bitter because you don't talk to me anymore!

Anna, you are a walking disaster right now. What the hell is going on? This is not up to your typical standards by any means. How are you doing mobility wise?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're sucking from the wrong hole there buddy.



I'm bitter because you don't talk to me anymore!

Anna, you are a walking disaster right now. What the hell is going on? This is not up to your typical standards by any means. How are you doing mobility wise?

Yeah, i have reached a new level of pathetic for sure! You know how bad I'm with colds of any sort but i managed to get a sinus infection this time, which in my pathetic life means i turn in to a completely useless whiny little girl. I didn't get up from bed until my fil told me he would appreciate help with the roof, his wrists are in such a bad shape he couldn't pull it off. Long story short, i slipped, my ankle gave in again, the sinus thing naturally makes me dizzy as hell (since i am the most pathetic patient in the world) so basically i spent a week wobbling around on one foot while beating myself with every board i got my hands on and then on solid ground I kept forgetting the ankle fucked so i naturally banged myself to everything while falling down. A complete success in all standards!

Yup... A great story of bravery and common sense. And of course the mil cooking sealed the deal.

Anyway, the roof is done, so i will never have to go there again, and i won't if she is there. Fuck no, you chocolate milk drinking perverts are a small thorn in my life compared to her cooking and i will never do that to myself again. Hell no. The lasagna I showed you a pic of once would've been a huge improvement compared to the shit she did this time, and naturally the fucked up ankle made it impossible to drive to fetch food.

As you may notice, i am mildly pissed still.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're sucking from the wrong hole there buddy.


?

You are the salad tosser

[Mingwan]

im surprised the percentage isn't higher.