First World Problems

Billup · 06-03-2014, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MidwestGolfBum

I believe that the best way to do it is set all of her belongings on the curb followed by a quick text message to her phone saying "You're out, traded you in for a newer, younger, better looking model." She should be able to move on then as she will no longer have ties to you.*

*Results may vary, proceed with caution.

Well, she did get a one way ticket to MI and flew out last week, so I technically could just tell her to not bother coming back and a moving company will have her stuff there in a couple days.

MidwestGolfBum · 06-03-2014, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Well, she did get a one way ticket to MI and flew out last week, so I technically could just tell her to not bother coming back and a moving company will have her stuff there in a couple days.

Finding a reasonably priced moving company is hard though. I would have a servant make the arrangements for you.

Billup · 06-03-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MidwestGolfBum

Finding a reasonably priced moving company is hard though. I would have a servant make the arrangements for you.

This is actually very insightful, for a minute I almost took time out of MY day to set things up. Unfortunately I don't think I can trust my servant, my Twinkie stash and Hustler pile has been slowly diminishing, I think I have a thief.

Just can't find good help anymore.

NEFARIOUS · 06-03-2014, 11:23 PM

After working for 2 micromanagers in a row, I have landed a gig that gives me objectives and freely lets me finish the task at hand. It's great in theory, but sometimes I frickin' get confused and sometimes paranoid that I would either stop what I'm doing and wait for a new task to do since my last 2 jobs didn't like people having initiative too much, or anticipate for my boss to march in and stand over my shoulder or take over my screen with TeamViewer, get on the intercom and take 45 minutes a "perfecting" 2-paragraph letter

... I feel like one of those refugees from North Korea that has $200 in their wallet is still eating tree bark to survive since they don't know that food is freely available.

In other words...

z4drvr · 06-04-2014, 01:25 PM

Just ran into my EX girlfriend during lunch after 5years of no contact. Damn she is freakin HOT. I hate her.

upstatedoc · 06-04-2014, 02:51 PM

My nurse needs soldiers for her "clash of clans" game and I don't play that game.

2011CrazE89 · 06-04-2014, 03:24 PM

Just had a meeting to discuss our next meeting.

John 070 · 06-05-2014, 11:19 AM

I lost my supermarket keytag (courtesy card). Normally I'd get a new one, but I have gas rewards on it. Luckily, nobody used it to get $1.40/gal. off, and I was able to get to the station and fill-up at $1.949 yesterday. I couldn't sleep the last few days thinking how easily someone could have just picked it up and bought discounted gas with it.

Crimson92 · 06-05-2014, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Just had a meeting to discuss our next meeting.

Oh my favorite.

upstatedoc · 06-05-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Just had a meeting to discuss our next meeting.

lets meet up about this later...

M_Six · 06-05-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

lets meet up about this later...

Offline, of course....

Love those "offline" meetings.

Fifty3bags · 06-05-2014, 02:10 PM

We have a plant-wide meeting today. Means I have to leave my desk and A/C and go stand outside.

UncleWede · 06-05-2014, 05:06 PM

My iPhone 4 won't stream porn videos any more

2011CrazE89 · 06-06-2014, 09:32 AM

Vending machine just ripped me off another $1.00. To date this machine owes me roughly four thousand dollars.

Joekerr · 06-06-2014, 10:06 AM

I have items which are unmentionable on E90post. I belong to a forum where I cannot mention these unmentionables or share my enthusiasm for them with other members.

Nkc · 06-06-2014, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I have items which are unmentionable on E90post. I belong to a forum where I cannot mention these unmentionables or share my enthusiasm for them with other members.

pretty sure you're talking about dildos.

upstatedoc · 06-06-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I have items which are unmentionable on E90post. I belong to a forum where I cannot mention these unmentionables or share my enthusiasm for them with other members.

you're in canada so i'm not sure what your unmentionables are. I know what my unmentionables are, not sure what yours are.

Templar · 06-06-2014, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

you're in canada so i'm not sure what your unmentionables are. I know what my unmentionables are, not sure what yours are.

See quote:

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Originally Posted by Nkc

pretty sure you're talking about dildos.

Bobble · 06-06-2014, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

you're in canada so i'm not sure what your unmentionables are. I know what my unmentionables are, not sure what yours are.

Un-Quebecois approved syrup bucket or in other words what Nkc said!

M_Six · 06-06-2014, 01:17 PM

Well we know it isn't Scotch.

Joekerr · 06-07-2014, 12:44 PM

Lol - Hint: Its the original point and click interface. At least that's how I think you Americans describe it.

But I really liked the guesses above - pretty funny!

John 070 · 06-08-2014, 11:02 AM

my neighbor can DVR 12 shows at the same time, we can only do 10

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06-04-2014, 03:24 PM	#469
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06-05-2014, 11:19 AM	#470
John 070 Lieutenant General 1706 Rep 14,829 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	I lost my supermarket keytag (courtesy card). Normally I'd get a new one, but I have gas rewards on it. Luckily, nobody used it to get $1.40/gal. off, and I was able to get to the station and fill-up at $1.949 yesterday. I couldn't sleep the last few days thinking how easily someone could have just picked it up and bought discounted gas with it.
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06-05-2014, 02:10 PM	#474
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06-06-2014, 09:32 AM	#476
2011CrazE89 Moved on 126 Rep 166 Posts Drives: 2011 Z430i & 2015 MB C300 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: South Florida iTrader: (0)	Vending machine just ripped me off another $1.00. To date this machine owes me roughly four thousand dollars.
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Joekerr Banned 7939 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	I have items which are unmentionable on E90post. I belong to a forum where I cannot mention these unmentionables or share my enthusiasm for them with other members.
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06-06-2014, 01:17 PM	#482
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06-07-2014, 12:44 PM	#483
Joekerr Banned 7939 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	Lol - Hint: Its the original point and click interface. At least that's how I think you Americans describe it. But I really liked the guesses above - pretty funny!
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06-08-2014, 11:02 AM	#484
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