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      05-03-2012, 09:01 AM   #1
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Man licks monkey's butt for an hour

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Zoo caretaker licks a monkeys anus for well over an hour.

Maybe this guy needs a new hobby?

Only Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

I'm crying with laughter at this one.

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.
Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to gorge on its tiny asshole, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
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      05-03-2012, 10:05 AM   #3
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Damn that monkey is cute looking
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Damn that monkey is cute looking
so you're saying you are into it, if the monkey is cute enough
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That guy needs to stop Monkeying around.
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this story is bananas
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I threw up a little in my mouth...
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      05-03-2012, 11:55 AM   #9
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so you're saying you are into it, if the monkey is cute enough
LOL!
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      05-03-2012, 11:57 AM   #10
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what the hell was wrong with the monkey?
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This story is bananas!


Edit: I didn't even see the first person Who wrote this. Lol

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this story is bananas

Edit: I didn't even see the second person Who wrote this. Lol
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dude went absolutely apeshit.
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WOW

at a loss for words, did he end that with 'toss my salad and we strait'?
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It would be great to work at this zoo in his department, and then annual salary review time came along, and due to recession there was not enough to give raises to everyone.

"Well, sure Zhang saved the life of this incredibly rare and endangered monkey by getting him to poop in his mouth after licking his bare ass for over an hour, but I'll have you know I was very thorough when I hosed the crap out of the old dumptruck tire in the chimp enclosure".
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at a loss for words, did he end that with 'toss my salad and we strait'?
He also said "you can use jelly or syrup, but I prefer a guy use jelly".

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Damn that monkey is cute looking
so you're saying you are into it, if the monkey is cute enough
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hey guys. the other day, i at a peanut whole. can one of you come over?
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